That head shape reminds of something that happened in the past, I went out on the piss one Friday dinnertime with a lad, Now this was a handy bloke and built like king Kong, After consuming god knows how many pints, We ended up in a local pub and started on the red label whisky, We went from ordering individual glasses to buying a bottle, Then a second. Before we had opened the second bottle he slid off the bar stool he was sitting on, So me and the landlord decided it was time to get him a taxi home, We bundled him in this taxi and chucked the second bottle in with him, Apparently he puked al