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Banter

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  1. Wishing you all a peaceful christmas and spare a thought for all those folk who are less fortunate

  2. Multiple account holder beware im off one one lol

    1. Banter

      Banter

      an him sticking my name in the frame the last two days give him the chop on both.

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  3. comets visible, 4 o'clock position from the moon

  4. ohh so its not my computer! are we blaming walshie then?

  5. ohh so its not my computer! are we blaming walshie then?

  6. ohh so its not my computer! are we blaming walshie then?

  7. Walshie what did you press lol

    1. Banter

      Banter

      cant quote nobody or was that installed for me

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  8. My wife applied to go on "How to look good naked." She got a reply back from the producers saying she's not a suitable candidate but had she considered Scrap Heap Challenge.

  9. Just to spite British Gas,if I die of hypothermia this Winter,I've arranged to be buried rather than cremated.

    1. Banter

      Banter

      that hunk a hunk burning love, out the window then

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  10. A d*ck has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pu*sy, and his owner beats him.

    1. Banter

      Banter

      an still hes up before you in the morning

       

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  11. More than230 people died in the Pakistan earthquake last night. The smell of the bodies is said to be "appalling" - and it will only get worse now they're dead !

  12. Stand back superman, iceman and Spider-Man..

  13. has bigdog left? surely not! he was a sound c**t.

  14. A man phones his local council depot and says: "I've just raped an ugly fat ginger bird in the park.." The receptionist says, "You've got the wrong number, you need to phone the police and confess.." The bloke replies, "I don't want to confess, I want you to get someone out and fix the f*****g lights in the park..."

  15. as they say the first time at a nudist colony is always the hardest

    1. Banter

      Banter

      i can confirm that

  16. "G'day mate, Fosters helpline...... what's the problem mate?? "Hi guys, I'm in Australia with the grilfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet,and now her fanny has completely closed up" BUMMER MATE,,,, "Thanks guys , thats what I'll do, Bye

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