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Astanley

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  1. baw , i,v been on the recieving end of your chat up lines ,and if i really was a bird i,d of stayed bone dry.
  2. the queen doesn,t write the speech mate ,she reads what the government give her .
  3. when madrid beat mu it looked in the post match interview as if mourinho was applying for the job.
  4. if only stupidity was painful !
  5. Astanley

    Great

    dont know wtf happened there.
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    Great

    if t huhuh bsaaa
  7. ......and he spake , and verily he spaketh the truth..for he was wise and he knew of the bad in mens hearts....mark 14 05
  8. irish strong dogs.....darcy.'.15.....a passion for coursing 15'''''' the whippet ....moran 15.......the english whippet ..walsh 15.......running dog addiction...darcy...15 ...the sbt ...holman ...10...wild host .....issacson...10...sporting terrier.....plummer..10...stormy nights....ooley...10...lepus ..plummer...10...history of the fighting dog 50 ...mick the miller ...10..'. hounds ofthe world....10 ''.... longdogs ....sheardown...10....from now on im going to add 2 quid toward pp . i didnt realise the robbin b*****ds at the po charged so much,
  9. "its not big and its not clever " are we talking about johnnyboy ?
  10. i can,t work out wether its you or the fella in the pub thats taking the piss.
  11. i think i have solved it for you its called fat finger syndrome !i would get a bigger laptop i think i have solved it for you its called fat finger syndrome !i would get a bigger laptop i,ll bet his wife has got a smile on her face 24/7
  12. Should have gone to specsavers i am on a little kindle thing , they are too close together .
  13. Hope your going mate. Was thinking we could do the catering. Ill get a bottle of water, a couple fish and a few loafs.... You can do your bit and we could feed the hall. Say a fiver a head?? We will f*****g rake in... Lol if naz is going to do the ,water into wine bit ,can i have the bar concession ?
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    Profiles

    i keep pressing peoples profiles ,when i,m trying to get on a topic ,sometimes it takes me two and three goes ., so if i have been on your profile lately thats why .....you have nothing to fear from me , i am not a stalker .
  15. ......listen to others ,even the dull and ignorant , for they too have their story to tell........desiderata
  16. knhell ,the forum that irony forgot.
  17. worst thing in the pub is a pissed scottish man ...........i try to evoid them at all cost in the boozer...........theres a local near me and this is honest if i see him in there i dont go in as its like a broken fooking record playing over and over...........allways pissed ........and can talk for england even when there not pissed.........i dont know many scots but they seem to just go on and on......they cant all be like that surely......
  18. I'd more happily watch a video of you being blown up, there is little I detest more in life than racists. well said ,i also detest racists ,and pakies .
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