NO SPLASH NO GASH
WASH YOUR FINGERS FOR THE MINGERS
NO SPRAY NO LAY
NO DAVIDOFF, NO SUCK IT OFF
NO ARMANI, NO POONANI
WASH YOUR TOES FOR THE HOES
NO DOLCE AND GOBANNA, NO SUCKIE THE BANANNA
NO SOAP NO HOPE
I SPRAY THE DAVID BECKHAM, THE GIRLS WILL LET YOU WRECK THEM
just a few from the aftershave guys in the toilets of magaluf