This isn't about me but it's funny so I'll tell u anyway
this is about a mate of mine we were out walking the dogs and he decided he was goining to jump a barbed wire fence from a standing jump he stood about 1 foot away from the fence jumped up caught his foot on the wire got pulled straight back down landed on the wire and got his leg stuck in the fence but the whole time I just laughed at him
we couldn't get his leg out of the wire it was stuck in him so I ran to his house wich is about 5 mins away got the wire cutters and cut the wire off wich got his leg out he did have alot of holes