little boy came home from school ta see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. rigor mortis has set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. when his dad comes home billy said , dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air.... thinking fast his father said , son thats so god can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up ta heaven.... gee dad thats great , said little billy . a few days later when dad came home from work , billy rushed out ta meet him yelling, dad , dad, we allmost lost mammy taday. what do you mean said dad... well d