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iworkwhippets

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  1. I'm going to call a meeting I am all this hatred and abuse, now then cunter. n bonkers, name the church yard, cos that's were you will end up after I've done we ya eh.
  2. Special offer for hunting life members only, Aldi tinned beans, 15 pence per tin, or 35 pence fer 2, eh, , count this lad in
  3. By Eck eh, there's some sad n sick folks on this topic , have you no.other interests in life get outside n get some fresh air in ya lungs or help.ya loved ones around the house, , how's about train spotting or summat,,, miserable buggers ya nowt else, I was down the village this morning talking we owd basil, had a good hour we him pity he's dead , I was on the local church yard , . I'm still.standing innit dip.thi.bread
  4. Cunter, please read my post correctly, the lady BROUGHT, me home , Im giving up on this forum I am, I'm surrounded we idiots
  5. Eh, look 121 pages, give ya brains a rest , that's if you've got any, film.on.bbc. Will suit young n.old alike, The plank, , Tommy cooper n Jimmy Edwards
  6. My canary is giving it what for
  7. Your balls hit the ice cold water you get a headache, perhaps that's were ya brains are, in ya .balls
  8. Stood outside fer this, felt like the whole world had stopped, even the birds stopped chirping , very sad moment indeed
  9. Up t neck I am, got missen a little place we a sea view, cost me a few shillings, but fek it, ya can't tek it we ya, , I see owd rat droppings hasn't logged on this morning
  10. Yes works fer me, couple mornings per week, i awaken like an old man in his 80s, so I set the shower to cold, stand looking at the cold water belching out fer a few seconds then just dive on, the shock to my system stirs any dormant organs, out I come dry off, and I feel like an old man in his 80s, eh that's my crack on it , sorry craic eh, eh, can ya hear me mother
  11. Yes simple game of cards, I got talking to a lady at the club, in her 40 s I would say, I'm.not joking now.but.she showed me real attention,wouldn't stop chatting to me, at.the end of the game, she offered rune home, bloody big vauxhall estate beautiful motor, I asked.her in fer a brew, things like this don't happen to an eighty one year old but twice after after chatting we her , she through her arms around me, she's a pretty lady as well , it's years sin i felt so high,who needs fcuking drugs eh,,,, give me as much sarcasm , and smut as you like i couldn't give a fcuk
  12. He's not online at the moment, but when he is, the stench raises the shirt up my back.
  13. Dad's army at the BBC , channel 2
  14. Still get an awful smell from this person when he logs on
  15. Hello there , now then, that post specifically, aimed at the elder folks we.have on board sitting.on their ginsters fat bum.chreeks eh.
  16. I see the gentleman walshie is reading all this, so would you please confirm.sir, that I'm.only sensible posting chap on the hunting life , I thank you sir
  17. Stop talking filthy Francie
  18. Investigates, on now channel 20
  19. He's online now, I could smell.tje bugger even before I logged on
  20. All germinated in the finest of raw sewage
  21. Now look, may I remind you all, VICTORY IN EUROPE,, millions fallen so that you can sit on forums moaning, and to.whom eh, a handful of doggy lads, once again I say as the sensible one on this forum, OUTSIDE, is the place you need to place ya grievances, innit eh to the powers that be, now then, what are you folks doing to honour our fallen eh, apart from.moan on here , as for me, I've organised a street party ,, but ang on, nobody wants to come cos it's me. Eh,
  22. What in tarnation is that, I've seen summat similar growing on Elsie's lavatory walls
  23. Hello there Francie, the hunting life's gentleman, now then lad, how's the.castor oil going, any new hair growth , follicles.
  24. That's ok.i.will.visit her, save her a journey, just tell her, Leave her back door open , eh back door
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