I'm telling you mate, it was the dogs danglies picture the scene, 11:30 at night, bad doze of the munchers, looking fora tasty snack, f**k all worth cooking lol.... Until I spied a cheese pizza. I ain't into bland shit so I thought, hang on, how can I spice this baby up. I scraped the cheese off as best i could, got some balti sauce out of a jar, good couple of spoons rubbed over the top, I had some cooked chicken frozen chunks, defrosted them, bunged them on, some onion, put the cheese back on with some extra and I swear to f**k mate, it was finger licking good