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Away to a sportmans dinner tonight.....Frank Macavennie is speaking so happy days....hope i can have a pint with Macca......"Whoares the birds?"...lol

i'm fuked but the muts need walking

i'm fuked but the muts need walking

Wore my white vest today....

Wore my white vest today....

Wore my white vest today....

Wore my white vest today....

FREE RANGE EGGS FOR SALE!

FREE RANGE EGGS FOR SALE!

FREE RANGE EGGS FOR SALE!

I'm doing a charity gig tonight for people who struggle to achieve an orgasm....all welcome to attend.... Don't worry if you cannot come.

FREE RANGE EGGS FOR SALE!

FREE RANGE EGGS FOR SALE!

FREE RANGE EGGS FOR SALE!

BREAKING NEWS: An Earthquake measuring 8.5 has devastated Dundee last night causing £3.25 worth of damage. Eye witness Chantelle 14, mother of 3 said "It was f*****g well scary, i dropped my bottle of Bucky and ma wee lads hands were shaking that much he couldny roll a joint!"

BREAKING NEWS!!! UN have said if they capture Gaddafi they will put him where he can do no harm to anyone. Up front for rangers!!!

Has had bad luck all week....grrr

I've just pulled up on the drive to see a thieving black guy run out of our back door and jump the fence. The wife must have put up a good fight though, she was naked, drenched in sweat and could hardly walk!!!

Let it shine.......lololol

Let it shine.......lololol

A second wedding confirmed for South Africa in November .......... love my job!

Crops are getting high now, not be long before the sun is beating down and thedogs will be sunbathing

Let it shine.......lololol

Let it shine.......lololol

There's a man I meet Walks up our street He's a worker for the council Has been twenty years And he takes no lip off nobody And litter off the gutter Puts it in a bag And never thinks to mutter And he packs his lunch in a Sunblest bag The children call him Bogie He never lets on But I know 'cause he once told me He let me know a secret About the money in his kitty He's gonna buy a dinghy Gonna call her Dignity