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baw

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  1. Happy Valentines! Fire on, deep heat massaged in, bottle of lemonade....great!

  2. Happy Valentines! Fire on, deep heat massaged in, bottle of lemonade....great!

  3. Happy Valentines! Fire on, deep heat massaged in, bottle of lemonade....great!

  4. Happy Valentines! Fire on, deep heat massaged in, bottle of lemonade....great!

  5. Happy Valentines! Fire on, deep heat massaged in, bottle of lemonade....great!

  6. An old lady goes to the doctors. She sits down, drops her knickers and lifts her leg... Wait a minute says the doctor, I'm not a gynaecologist!!! I know she says, but it's the valentines ball at the seniors club the night and my husband needs his teeth back.

  7. An old lady goes to the doctors. She sits down, drops her knickers and lifts her leg... Wait a minute says the doctor, I'm not a gynaecologist!!! I know she says, but it's the valentines ball at the seniors club the night and my husband needs his teeth back.

  8. An old lady goes to the doctors. She sits down, drops her knickers and lifts her leg... Wait a minute says the doctor, I'm not a gynaecologist!!! I know she says, but it's the valentines ball at the seniors club the night and my husband needs his teeth back.

  9. Some c**t chapped my door last night about 11.30... said, can you give me a push!!! Thought to myself, no f****n snow now, must be a flat battery... so I says, give me 2 mins till I put me boots on.... out I go, no sign of him!!! Where are you, I shouted? On the swings was the reply!!!

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