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4 irishman sitting round the fire....whats the fastest thing? Sean says, fastest thing is a thought, before you can think, the thoughts there....naa says Jack, its a blink, before you think about blinking, you've already blinked...naa says mick, its electricity, as soon as you switch on the light, its on instantly... your all wrong says paddy, the fastest is diarrhoea....last night before I had time to think, blink, switch on the light, I'd shit myself!!!