Ooooooh is that why that lamp post has a red bulb! Always wondered that.
Can't believe I married you - cheeky git!
Are you both in the same house?......are you taking turns on the pc typing this shite?........f**k sake!!!
Get a grip, get yourself on to wife lovers......I reckon it would be more up your street.
whats wife lovers? might check that out! we could join together, we are actually a modern day family even though we are in yorkshire, have multiple access to the internet using this invisible force called wifi its probably too complicated for you lol.....