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Lab

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  1. ...but that's got nothing to do with you being a countryside person though, it's because you are Scottish! Got it in 1 mate............you do mean "Hard as f*****g nails" eh?.......... :weight_lift2: No, I mean "Tight as a gnats minge.." There's always another jumper to put on eh? I bet you've put a few wooly jumpers on in your time......bet you had to catch them first..... Only when we've been visiting the wife's family in Aberdeen. "When in Rome.." Jesus christ, you said your misses is from Scotland but never said Aberdeen.......well i can now see what you hav
  2. ...but that's got nothing to do with you being a countryside person though, it's because you are Scottish! Got it in 1 mate............you do mean "Hard as f*****g nails" eh?.......... :weight_lift2: No, I mean "Tight as a gnats minge.." There's always another jumper to put on eh? I bet you've put a few wooly jumpers on in your time......bet you had to catch them first.....
  3. ...but that's got nothing to do with you being a countryside person though, it's because you are Scottish! Got it in 1 mate............you do mean "Hard as f*****g nails" eh?.......... :weight_lift2:
  4. I was outside the pub having a fag when a guy in a wheelchair asks "Why do you smoke, when you dont need too?" I looked at him and said "Thats rich for someone thats wearing brand new trainers!"..........lol

  5. Well if it has been then they dont have a clue what there doing.....but its a Roe deer i would say. Maybe theres a carcass lying around and its being stripped by scavengers...
  6. Here's Cant Keep it Up at his Birthday party .....oh what a surprise he got that night.. If i remember right he was just back from an afternoons poaching......
  7. Who keeps saying yes to you.....even yer misses gave that up years ago....lol

  8. You've just added another 1 ya big f*****g jessie.....hahaahahahaha

    Seen my wee joke yet in general section under "NEWS"......lol

  9. Thanks for my lovely birthday wish knob jockey...

  10. Did any of these "friends" ask you or did you ask them i wonder.......didn't you get many cuddles growing up?????????

  11. That sounds like it was a cracking little day mate........haven't shot them myself, probably wont either......never know though eh...
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    NEWS!!!!

    Breaking news on SKY.......................... Early this morning thieves broke into the SFA offices......and they've stolen the results of the next 3 Old Firm games..... THAT'S WHY WE'RE PARANOID!!!!!!!!!!! THATS WHY WE'RE PARANOID..................
  13. Yahoo we can agree on that then.... Poofs game now....stopped going 2 seasons ago, couldn't watch Strachans wee smary puss any longer. 7 seasons home and away, europe too....been to castle greyskull umpteen times but cant really afford it now... Not missing f**k all anyway.....
  14. Doesn't surprise me....... Probably the reason yer labs' so fat too seeing you wont be able to walk far with your toe.....
  15. Hahahaahahahhaha............defo' stalking me now It was 3-1......granted you deserved the win after a shite 2nd half performance from us. You think it was a pen' then.....this will find out if the blue tinted glasses are always on...
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    breakfas

    nice 1 tomo proper brecky,just a couple o bread short,that black pudding looks almost as good as the ones up here,have you moved to lancs mate its home made pud, from a butcher up the dales Add 2 eggs, mushrooms, tattie scones and the creme da la creme "HAGGIS"......then you would have a breakfast Best haggis comes from a butcher in dingwall, you've never had haggis till you try his. All I have for breaky is a lemon and water... I like my water well diluted. I'm genuinely getting worried about you know............start the day like i do, with a right gid f
  17. Sorry whats this.....is it a local pub derby.... No mate,it's not Rangers v Celtic that 2 horse race in the SPL is a joke,get them in the Championship to see how good they really are Couple of seasons in the championship and we(celtic) would stroll up mate.....cant say the same about that other shower from Glasgow.....you wouldn't want them down there anyway mate..
  18. Sorry whats this.....is it a local pub derby....
  19. Lab

    breakfas

    nice 1 tomo proper brecky,just a couple o bread short,that black pudding looks almost as good as the ones up here,have you moved to lancs mate its home made pud, from a butcher up the dales Add 2 eggs, mushrooms, tattie scones and the creme da la creme "HAGGIS"......then you would have a breakfast il agree wi the eggs,mushys and prata cakes but haggis as well jesus i wouldnt fecking move til teatime Aye mate.....it can only truly be done the morning after a right good piss up
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    joke

    Really?? It's properly wrong.... Well its still a joke............
  21. Lab

    joke

    Andy...you couldny pm it then could you cause i missed it.............i wont be offended
  22. Lab

    breakfas

    nice 1 tomo proper brecky,just a couple o bread short,that black pudding looks almost as good as the ones up here,have you moved to lancs mate its home made pud, from a butcher up the dales Add 2 eggs, mushrooms, tattie scones and the creme da la creme "HAGGIS"......then you would have a breakfast
  23. Sorry i'm getting mixed signals here.....1 day your sending naked photos of yourself and the next your backing off.....Thought you came out in 98?

  24. Perfect mate, just how it should be Why on earth would anyone want a fat 1.......i certainly dont intend lifting my dogs over fences and Buzz(in the picture) has no problem clearing 5 bar gates...
  25. clear your pm box gaylord...

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