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Lab

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  1. Looks a solid wee lump mate.....cracking colour that blue!
  2. there buoys silly :laugh: Well if thats a wee buoy then RFYL really is tiny..........
  3. Aye, see it all. Was wondering how the pup was coming on.....must be a fair age now?

  4. Alright mate....not seen you on here that much lately?

  5. Lab

    I love my dog

    Defo' get the gun out, stick it in your mouth, pull the trigger and see what happens.........
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    I see old bigfoot wasn't enough to put you off then............. Oh and leave they pheasants alone with that wee pat-licker of yours...
  7. That was nasty-billy......
  8. I can beat that................... I was out with ma pea shooter when I was a boy, hit this woodcock in full flight, it summersaulted in mid air, took the head clean off a pheasant which ran 200 yards headless, tripped over a 12 point stag which broke its leg and fell head first into a river.. when I pulled it out, it had speared 8 salmon and 4 sea trout with its antlers....... PISH!!!! You've never had a pea shooter!
  9. Still hasn't worked!!!! Well f**k you all!

  10. Listen up visitors!!! Feel free to add me as a friend, i wont bite.............lol

  11. Lab

    feet

    no they was like flippers if you sucked her big toe it would be like giving a man head You know his 'woman' with the big feet mate.......she never had a cock too did she?
  12. Lab

    feet

    What are you doing staring at womens feet?..................or did she have a pair of high heels on that you fancied. believe it or not mr tastic,i got laid .......what did she think of your size 3's? i think it was a he with them feet Well i'm sure you can get away that mate if you were the giver......
  13. Lab

    feet

    What are you doing staring at womens feet?..................or did she have a pair of high heels on that you fancied. believe it or not mr tastic,i got laid .......what did she think of your size 3's?
  14. Lab

    feet

    What are you doing staring at womens feet?..................or did she have a pair of high heels on that you fancied.
  15. ....trouble is i already do most of them,apart from the Lib Dems of course....im daft,but im not that daft ! Well,in for a penny in for a pound im doing 18 holes on sunday .....i tried a golf range today,f**k me im poor .....think im trying to smash the ball too hard its flying off in all directions at the moment so it could be a long day !!.....got a feeling i might be flogging a load of golf clubs monday morning. Cheers for your views boys Let the club do the work.........once you get better you can start to put a bit of force into it
  16. Well i'm still lost......
  17. Thank f**k its not just me John........
  18. Nearly right!! just need to be + cddged not -, but i'll let you off!! I see it now.... Edit... I think.... Thats no right..........ffs this is a b*****d of a thing, somebody get it please
  19. Why are Scottish referees constantly shite??

    1. Lab

      Lab

      f*****g bunch of wankers mate so they are.....cheating b*****ds!!!!!!!!!!

    2. craigyboy

      craigyboy

      its to match the teams mate

  20. But surely where you are Kay, its "hot" enough to melt any amount of snow? :laugh: I can just imagine you giving a bird the once over, and going " Ding Dong " I think John has to "imagine" too.........
  21. But surely where you are Kay, its "hot" enough to melt any amount of snow? :laugh: Where is that bucket?....... :search:
  22. Be interesting to know what happened there..............i have a funny feeling mummy wasn't too far away and croc' never got any elephant for t..?
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