keepin it real

alrite shagger

King takes bishop....

oh da pretty colors in da sky.....woooow

Cant help it if I'm loooooooooooooooved

hey, reputation of 19 in as many days.... catching up son, catching up....

Open your eyes people ffs........

another couple of friends joined my motley crue.......

You put your left leg in..........

chapper!!! I thought your dog was called buzz???

Found out whats been wrong with my knee today......my big chapper slapping against over the years has weakened it.......

David Cameron has just announced he is going to make it more difficult to claim benefit.... from next week the forms will only be printed in English!!!

f*****g knackered, been doing star jumps there....

just thought I'd limp in here to see what was happenin.......

Mary asked Paddy if he was stranded on a desert island with one person in the world then who would it be?

"My uncle mick" he replied

"Really, whats so special about him?"

Paddy says...

"He's got a boat"

Local orange lodge is having a bonfire tonight........dont tell them, its a surprise!!