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  1. Lab

    OCDs

    is that what you call him :kiss: i call him the lamp in public, but i call him genie to his face I hate a girl with a pint tumbler....... Dont know if thats an OCD or not.... depends where she has it Thats worst........
  2. You should see the timepiece he wears when he go,s oot ferreting "f**k the cammo, get the ferrets ladies!!"..............
  3. Lab

    OCDs

    is that what you call him :kiss: i call him the lamp in public, but i call him genie to his face better watch not rub him up the wrong way.......... I hate a girl with a pint tumbler....... Dont know if thats an OCD or not....
  4. Let me get this right......Your a Grandad with earings, a new puppy and is that an Audi TT in the first pic......? Mid life crises.....
  5. Lab

    Chav Cammo

    She,d be more sexy with a roll up hinging oot the mooth I reckon Something 'hinging oot her mooth' and you want it to be a f*****g roll up.................
  6. Lab

    Chav Cammo

    To late mate i think she is taken..........might have a nice sister tho.......... :tongue4:
  7. Lab

    Chav Cammo

    This thread has been about many things. Thats just the way things go sometimes. It wasn't I who brought up the subject of coursing deer with longdogs. I merely answered a question posed.Bull baiting, cockfighting, infant child labour, and the common man dying regularly of typhus were all historical practices. Simply becos they use to happen doesn't give them a free pass in today's society. Using such a easily defeated arguement is what got you where you are today, banned, ostracised and deminshing in number year on year Fair enough. I have always held to the view that in regard to ethic
  8. Is this you been told to give up now.................
  9. do you both work? she must be crackin in bed fella!!!! I do the hoovering cos it's my dog that mucks up the carpet, and I do the cooking and gardening cos I like doing both....but ironing?????????????????? I rated her a 6 out of 10 with a helpful tip...."Massage the balls, work the shaft!"...... I do the cooking and help with the cleaning. I do the dogs and any DIY......the ironing and washing are all left for her to do. Compramise surely.....we both work full time so nothing wrong with that i say.... when you leave home(MUMMY) and get a women, only then can you repl
  10. Lab

    Chav Cammo

    This thread has been about many things. Thats just the way things go sometimes. It wasn't I who brought up the subject of coursing deer with longdogs. I merely answered a question posed.Bull baiting, cockfighting, infant child labour, and the common man dying regularly of typhus were all historical practices. Simply becos they use to happen doesn't give them a free pass in today's society. Using such a easily defeated arguement is what got you where you are today, banned, ostracised and deminshing in number year on year Fair enough. I have always held to the view that in regard to ethic
  11. do you both work? she must be crackin in bed fella!!!! I do the hoovering cos it's my dog that mucks up the carpet, and I do the cooking and gardening cos I like doing both....but ironing?????????????????? I rated her a 6 out of 10 with a helpful tip...."Massage the balls, work the shaft!"...... I do the cooking and help with the cleaning. I do the dogs and any DIY......the ironing and washing are all left for her to do. Compramise surely.....we both work full time so nothing wrong with that i say....
  12. Nice..................Looks like a Hooch to me...
  13. Lab

    farting

    Maybe you have damaged her last night...........
  14. Lab

    Chav Cammo

    I take it your BASC membership is fully paid up? , never mind the educated stuff, as far as I am concerned you can take your stalkers snobbery and shooters narrow minded views on the ethics of hunting venison and shove them right up your arse! FYI I cancelled my membership of BSAC nearly 2 decades ago. :D Unfortunately for you. Its precisely on the issues of ethics and morality where you lost the fight. If you can't hold your ground on the ethics and morals front, and are forever on the back foot, you'll never win the battle for the hearts and minds. If you can't win the battle y
  15. Lab

    farting

    Somebody she feels comfortable to fart around.............
  16. Lab

    farting

    well done your lady as with dumping i may leave that for a few weeks there one thing am still waiting to get of her Pushing the fart back in by any chance............ or the knickers with the gravey stain down the rear I'm struggling to compete with this filth......I hope Magdon doesn't read this and realise i am infact a 'chav'..........
  17. Lab

    farting

    well done your lady as with dumping i may leave that for a few weeks there one thing am still waiting to get of her Pushing the fart back in by any chance............
  18. Lab

    Chav Cammo

    I take it your BASC membership is fully paid up? , never mind the educated stuff, as far as I am concerned you can take your stalkers snobbery and shooters narrow minded views on the ethics of hunting venison and shove them right up your arse! FYI I cancelled my membership of BSAC nearly 2 decades ago. :D Unfortunately for you. Its precisely on the issues of ethics and morality where you lost the fight. If you can't hold your ground on the ethics and morals front, and are forever on the back foot, you'll never win the battle for the hearts and minds. If you can't win the battle y
  19. Lab

    Chav Cammo

    I'll mark this down as one of the first times i have disagreed with you Moll........ Basically Magdon although obviously a clever person is a bit of a twat and enjoys using his intellect to put down others. By using these well educated long drawn out paragraphs and not being abusive or arguementative he likes to think he a class above everyone else...........well we all shit out the same hole so Magdon away and get into your Volvo and toodle pip, your tee off time is 9.13am, dont forget your pringle jersey for a baileys in the 19th............ All to easy to fall back on the old st
  20. Lab

    Chav Cammo

    I'll mark this down as one of the first times i have disagreed with you Moll........ Basically Magdon although obviously a clever person is a bit of a twat and enjoys using his intellect to put down others. By using these well educated long drawn out paragraphs and not being abusive or arguementative he likes to think he a class above everyone else...........well we all shit out the same hole so Magdon away and get into your Volvo and toodle pip, your tee off time is 9.13am, dont forget your pringle jersey for a baileys in the 19th............
  21. Lab

    farting

    But what about a fart .... suppose i should have edited my post.. only time shes farted is when ive ripped my love sausage out a bit quick from her front bum I've heard you get that whens there alot of 'air space'.................
  22. Lab

    farting

    ............lets get this into context....was it a small bottom burp with a little chuckle and an apology or did she say "oh listen tae this ya wee fanny!", cock her leg and let a f*****g rasper go?...... legs behind the head and a lighter ..I've got dumb and dumber in my head now........
  23. Lab

    farting

    ............lets get this into context....was it a small bottom burp with a little chuckle and an apology or did she say "oh listen tae this ya wee fanny!", cock her leg and let a f*****g rasper go?......
  24. The Kingdom of Fife mate......you lot used to come here for your holidays............
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