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Lab

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  1. We know you know............we've seen the pictures..........
  2. pimping ain't easy. Why feel sorry for them they earn £60 for half an hours "work" which they get nothing but pleasure. You say poor girls, i say poor f*****g us more like. Maybe if i turned up then yes....... but imagine some big fat sweaty stinking old man battering it into you for 10mins.......... ..........and your not ment to like that Judge ok!! happens to you every friday night pal i heard. I quite fancy some sex tonight might nip up lab. You'll have to try a bit harder than that mate................
  3. pimping ain't easy. Why feel sorry for them they earn £60 for half an hours "work" which they get nothing but pleasure. You say poor girls, i say poor f*****g us more like. Maybe if i turned up then yes....... but imagine some big fat sweaty stinking old man battering it into you for 10mins.......... ..........and your not ment to like that Judge ok!!
  4. Very good but implying stuff on here makes people look bad..................oh and my conscience is quite clear thank you, i wouldn't dream of hurting a fluffy little badger. The OP infact was probably mistaken as we all no fine well that badgers only eat worms and slugs. I implied nowt. People don't need me to make them look bad. They do that quite adequately without any assistance from yours truly. Every heard the expression gob in gear, brain in neutral? No but thanks very much for those lovely words of wisdom.................maybe i'll go and get a tattoo.....
  5. Winehouse.....Cobain....Joplin.....Hendrix....Morrison....all died at 27. Does anyone know how f*****g old those Jedward twins are.?

  6. Really? You should not be able to do that on here..............
  7. Hit your finger with a hammer..........wont help your toothache but it will take your mind of it for a few minutes..........
  8. blues brothers f**k THE POPE!!!!!!!!!!! some dont think thats friendly banter :whistling:the sash lol usual.................... and thats not me whistling the sash..........
  9. That is the most horrible f*****g stuff eh mate that clove oil....dab it on and it touches your tongue, boke!!
  10. Well you just said 'no' but you are so am guessing your half cut......... L1.......Take a celtic top with you and get it signed...."From the lads at Malmo"........... why would I be arsed about championship level football (aka celtic or rangers) lab? get a grip! it'd be like talking about labradors in the same breath at a proper working dog L1 stands for Lurcher1 you fecking drunken bum............ drunken bum? why are you bringing your relationship with earth back into the equation????? Rob you've had enough.............painkillers and whisky are not your friend. N
  11. Well you just said 'no' but you are so am guessing your half cut......... L1.......Take a celtic top with you and get it signed...."From the lads at Malmo"........... why would I be arsed about championship level football (aka celtic or rangers) lab? get a grip! it'd be like talking about labradors in the same breath at a proper working dog L1 stands for Lurcher1 you fecking drunken bum............
  12. Well you just said 'no' but you are so am guessing your half cut......... L1.......Take a celtic top with you and get it signed...."From the lads at Malmo"...........
  13. You on the amber nectar Rob..............
  14. finally.........................Get your money on Malmo i hear.....................
  15. Well the stressful shoot days are still to come mate. Some days the birds will do exactly as you have planned and you'll be getting pats on the back and be grinning from ear to ear. and then theres the days when there just not there and they wont go the right way and you'll be pulling your hair out. Dont get to stressed, put the time in now and reep the rewards.....oh and the tips are a wee bonus as well.....
  16. Well if your going to keep teeing them up bud it would be rude not to knock them down eh.......
  17. Lab

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    Sounds like it could be done...........bit far fetched you getting Hannah but the rest is good...........
  18. Yes you are...... are you still gutted over that wee point New season, new start..............Ally going great guns......
  19. Yes mate your generally an idiot................
  20. I can hear the pub doors closing the now.........................
  21. they should realease loads of foxes in fife eh lab Enough already thank you very much................might be heading out tonight actually to meet a few hopefully.... i should have a walk about but this weed says something else hahahahahhahaah all wednesday aren't we! Well it is friday mate....treat yourself....
  22. they should realease loads of foxes in fife eh lab Enough already thank you very much................might be heading out tonight actually to meet a few hopefully....
  23. Just had a WTF moment there when i saw Lord of the Fens post...............then i saw the date.....
  24. Amazing talent .....watched the Best Mans Speech too, didnt see that coming.............now thats bottle....
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