I've got the typical celtic Welsh appearance - short, dark & stocky! I'm 5ft 9. The wife is 6ft, or near as damn it.
Well up here in Scotland mate yer just a wee fat c**t!!!!!......................
f**k off, ya tight fisted, ginger pubed, skirt wearin', porridge gobbling, loud mouthed, angry drunken ginger b*****d!
If you missed out ginger i'd have gave you all of that..............