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Lab

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  1. Welcome mate....... And what part of the kingdom are you from...?...
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    Friends that phone......"Just for a chat".....f**k off i'm not a woman Rangers fans.... Antis People who dont drink and proceed to tell what a knob you made of yourself on the drink the night before in every detail Th Celtic defence.... Aaron of Big Brother
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    Pet Hates

    This has explained alot.........
  4. Well the cat got picked up last night at 8.30 and the little c**t was already back at 8 this morning. Had a look of "WTF" on its face!!......lol

    1. Moll.

      Moll.

      Is this the kitten you found?

    2. Lab

      Lab

      Yes Moll....it was reported missing so the woman came and picked it up last night. Its actually 3 years old, never seen a wee thing look so young. Here too stay now though i think. The woman says if it comes back(like i knew it would) she would be happy just to know its safe.

    3. Moll.

      Moll.

      Brilliant, cat's always know where their bread is buttered ;-)

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    FIFE ITS A SHIT HOLE BY THE SEA Could be worse and be BY ENGLAND!!
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    Pet Hates

    The English!!!!!...........
  7. Puts a new perspective on a Golden Nugget...
  8. GEEK!!! Ye piss of Kenny you nerd....
  9. thats what i thought lol a f*****g scabby stuckie Thats the top side your looking at lads not the under belly...............MON YOU!!....what is it?...
  10. I took the wife bunjee jumping at the weekend. She jumped first. As her neck snapped and skull smashed spraying blood all over the jaggy rocks below, i thought, "That'll f****n teach ye too lie about yer weight!"

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    FAO Scothunter

    Haven't you got some feeding to put out or some doggin in too do.....
  12. I've never seen that either.......WOW!!.....Looks like they know a little more than some give credit too...... makes you think though lab dont it? remember many years ago,we were putting a dog to sleep in the house.and i swear when we gave it the injection,the greyhounds in the kennel started howling.old jock a duggy man says."thats the death howl" made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Think i've said this one before but i know someone who lost there son in a car crash. The time when his son died the Dad was out walking his dogs and his terrier just f****d off. He shoute
  13. Dog abuse????????????????????
  14. I've never seen that either.......WOW!!.....Looks like they know a little more than some give credit too......
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    Baw and RFYL

    I reckon RFYL is still on here........ You'll here from Baw next Old Firm.......or is he on here as well.......
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    Thai Girls

    Same physique.....wrong colour...
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    Thai Girls

    No...............the 1st is ''Lab-tastic & the second is ''Mackem'' Only at the weekend you c**t!!!!.....
  18. Imagine you were out and you hit a lion with the lamp, shat it and ran home and put it on THL.....oh the abuse you would get would be commical.....
  19. Theres no way thats an average sized rat. Its a big rat but its hard to tell how big. I'd like to know if thats a spade that he's holding it on...if so it s a f*****g monster rat.
  20. Dunno, it's frozen from the pet shop and then thawed out in the fridge and given to her within 24 hours of coming out of the freezer. Surely if it was the meat she'd be puking up the food though, not just bile? She seems to be OK today....touch wood! .....sounds like a reaction to the tablets mate. If she is fine in herself i dont think you have anything to worry about....
  21. As always , a clear , concise and legible post , well done old chap. Lowest form of wit that you know..... most often the funniest as well oh yes..
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    Thai Girls

    I never want to go mate......that would be a fact... go to thailand???? lab gets a nosebleed at carlisle! Hey!!!....av been to Cardiff!!.. aye and 2 months on your freckles still haven't faded! ...i think you'll find there a sign of beauty Rob......fact!!.. can't argue with that lab, just done a search for freckles..... :wub: You really would just smash her back door in eh?..... I think that's as close as perfection as you're going to get to be honest......might have 5 minutes to myself with that 2 and a half men clip As cleaners go i think i'd hire he
  23. FFS dont let madge in.......
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