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  1. Lab

    Cheeky lol

    what the f**k is she looking for down there XXXXXXXXXXXXXL arse wipes Oh so she 'was' actually looking for Mick then............
  2. Does your friends alarm go off at 6?............. Maybe its "ON THE NIGHTSHIFT!!!"................. .
  3. Aye but not in Britain.........
  4. Lab

    Cheeky lol

    what the f**k is she looking for down there lab that fat c**t wouldnt fit on the shelf :laugh: hes hideing behind them bog rolls at the bottom I wasn't hiding i just fell into the toilet roll shelf. I was trying to get a few rolls for Mick for all the shite he slavers............. fell into the toilet roll shelf with your flys down Yes you got me. Do you still remember zips mate,,,been a while since you saw one i bet. You'll just be elasticated for your own comfort now i'd imagine.....
  5. Lab

    Cheeky lol

    what the f**k is she looking for down there lab that fat c**t wouldnt fit on the shelf :laugh: hes hideing behind them bog rolls at the bottom I wasn't hiding i just fell into the toilet roll shelf. I was trying to get a few rolls for Mick for all the shite he slavers.............
  6. Lab

    The Weather

    No i'm not like you........
  7. Lab

    The Weather

    you wouldnt believe the amount of water on the ground here at the minute mate When i was down at Co Durham last weekend mate i couldn't belive the water there in the fields, massive puddles, looked more like wee ponds all over the place. Its been serious rain all day here and cold with it.......nightmare really!! Yes Scot......the big 47kg bottles mate........ it will be for any partridge chicks on the ground Any young chicks will have a hard time mate. They struggle up here anyway with the weather but this is a joke. Its been bad from April with about 4/5 days of really nice suns
  8. Lab

    The Weather

    you wouldnt believe the amount of water on the ground here at the minute mate When i was down at Co Durham last weekend mate i couldn't belive the water there in the fields, massive puddles, looked more like wee ponds all over the place. Its been serious rain all day here and cold with it.......nightmare really!! Yes Scot......the big 47kg bottles mate........
  9. 10k......ffs!! I honestly dont know how you hold your tongue on the phone. How can any company ask for 10k for a years insurance....i'd loose the plot on the phone... What year of car is that you want to insure and what price?...
  10. Lab

    Nick Cordery

    Yes i remember that PuBS on here............................f*****g dirty b*****d!!! I'm sure he had a big arguement with someone on here about the ins and outs of his organisation.... He'll get what he deserves....
  11. Lab

    The Weather

    Terrible for the young birds this.......gas bill will be up this year. Cold during the day but even worse its seriously cold at nights...........
  12. Lab

    mochara

    ...and i thought "How did that little ugly b*****d get a ride at Pamela Anderson!!!"...... lol.. shes rank! look lab i got my profile picture changed Ok lets keep this friendly.....well done on changing your photo.. but dont you ever, ever use the word 'rank' when your talking about Pammy........ She is though Lab she's fake.. ok she was alright in her early days but all that work made her rubber looking Rubber!!!..Oh i'd f*****g rubber right enough.....i'd rub every bit of her infact..
  13. Lab

    mochara

    ...and i thought "How did that little ugly b*****d get a ride at Pamela Anderson!!!"...... lol.. shes rank! look lab i got my profile picture changed Ok lets keep this friendly.....well done on changing your photo.. but dont you ever, ever use the word 'rank' when your talking about Pammy........
  14. The wife just had a 'near death' experience earlier on. She tried to do the hoovering when the f*****g football was on...:-)

    1. MoChara

      MoChara

      the irish were shite last night! but the fans were great lol

    2. bird
  15. Lab

    mochara

    ...and i thought "How did that little ugly b*****d get a ride at Pamela Anderson!!!"......
  16. Lab

    mochara

    Just call me Lab....i'll get embarressed...........
  17. Lab

    mochara

    I know Mo......it put me right of bikes i can tell you... What you mean? Whats that? Just talking about my Chopper Mo thats all...............its a bike joke.....
  18. Lab

    mochara

    I know Mo......it put me right of bikes i can tell you...
  19. Lab

    mochara

    ..........i'll still take that...........
  20. Lab

    mochara

    ....I did enjoy the odd naked cycle funnily enough mate....until i caught my dick in the back wheel........
  21. Sat as per usual......quick walk round then head for the beer tent..............
  22. Lab

    mochara

    They should..............if there on here it means there small enough. I'm not very good with the pc stuff.......
  23. Lab

    mochara

    I doubt that very much Mo......
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