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  1. Lab

    Labs

    Bring on the black ones.....all welcome to try...
  2. Lab

    Lightning

    The DVD player?...
  3. Lab

    Labs

    ......Yes but the black ones dont have good noses. I'd just go for a big fat chocolate one and be done with it.... Too the OP if your looking for a dog then have a look at the Sire and Dam and you wont go far wrong...
  4. Oh the 8 mile on mate is a cracker. He was pissed the old boy like but he was deadly serious. Think he was in the army at the time if i remember correctly. Certainly was funny.... I'd really like to think that the hare knew it was f****d and he was its only hope. who knows. Cant ask him now, he's dead!!!
  5. Away and f**k off to Belguim now and be quiet............. :D .
  6. Pro's.......Nice for the weekend Cons...struggle on wet grass and mud.
  7. Just wondered if anyone had any stories where people have told them stuff and you've never been sure if to believe it or not. Heres 2 of mine, 1 is defo bullshit and the other i like to think did happen. Was in the pub on my 18th birthday, could have been 21st and a guy at the bar heard it was my birthday and started speaking to me when i was up for a drink. It was also his birthday and he asked what i did for a job. Well f**k me i wish i never said anything about the hunting side of things. he went on and on about stuff he had shot and he made this claim... that he shot a deer at.....wait
  8. Lab

    Lightning

    Or......you would have shat yourself and be crying in the corner...
  9. Maybe a bit Barry White in the background? If the bitch is a right munter you might want to blindfold your dog as well?...... I reckon your mates got his dates wrong and the bitch aint ready?
  10. Lab

    Lightning

    A wee story i remember my Grandads brother telling me... He worked for the Foresty Commision and one day they had a hell of a bad weather and a thunderstorm headed there way. All the squad down tooled and headed for a little make shift bothy, brick walls and 'tin roof'. Seemingly the lightning started and some smart c**t thought it would be funny to go outside and throw a brick on the roof. Everybody shat themselves and the smart guy nearly got his arse kicked....
  11. A Grandad fiqure......................hahahaha...your f*****g useless........
  12. The foxes view.......... About right..... not even pointing at the fox! The fecker is safe as houses! I'll give you a good start mate, lets say 40 yards and you can dance about all you like and we'll see hows still laughing after 2 barrels............
  13. If i knew it was the one that killed the birds i'd probably just kick it to death anyway.....................
  14. The foxes view..........
  15. Well thanks for asking but she's as good as she'll ever be..............got some kind of bacteria growing in her lung and the docs cant do nothing about it... May have to get a lung out if troubles appear. And yet she still has to work and gets very little benefit help........arrrghhh dont get me started!!!....
  16. after paying £70 tut tut tut.........? Yes after paying £70.......... Cant have it costing me more money the wee shite...... Obviously i will have to say to the girl that its been run over at the bottom of the road and bury it....
  17. Bloody hell yes i have a cat. It turned up and it stayed....it kills countless mice and actually a nice wee cat. I can admit until it turned any cat seen here was a dead cat. But since we have nets on all the birds now a cat shouldn't be a problem..... If it gets into a shed and kills a load of birds it will be a dead cat.......
  18. Well this thread didnt go with the heart felt condolences i'd expected.....................fannies...
  19. Imagine picking faults in Louise.......................arsehole.....
  20. And you wonder why i watch BB....heres Louise.........
  21. Let it go....she's not coming back. Danny has her now........... ...Come on, let it out for your pal Lab......
  22. Before i watched that i had never been in a Sauna and he was in there for an hour.......takes some doing that..
  23. Thats what they all say, its no come back on your masculinity mate..........pm me if you feel the need to talk......
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