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  1. Lab

    PAULUS THE MOD

    Ffs, handing these Mod titles out a bit easy nowadays.... Lol
  2. f**k off you scottish c**t.......... Reported....!!!... ?
  3. Lab

    Amsterdam

    Stop "window shopping" then.... Lol
  4. The wife said i never buy here anything to make her look attractive so i nipped out to Tescos and treated myself to a 12 pack......
  5. He needed too. What do you think would have happened if he said "Aye, fair enough i called him a black c**t!! He be hung drawn and quartered. I haven't followed the case but what was his exact punishment compared to Suarez?.........Double standards!!!...
  6. Both? I'm not a heathen you know. Anyway, too late now. I had HP fruity...as you lot were so indecisive. I wonder if I should have tea or coffee to wash it down? COFFEE - COFFEE - COFFEE hot chocolate, with chocolate bits a nd a marshmalow Yes go for this......make your boyfriend a cup while your at it..........
  7. Both? I'm not a heathen you know. Anyway, too late now. I had HP fruity...as you lot were so indecisive. I wonder if I should have tea or coffee to wash it down? Have both...............i call it Toffee.....no wait a minute...
  8. That has to be the worst tv programme ever thought up.............terrible!!!..
  9. So you dont put sauce on a bacon sandwich? You are going to hell!!..
  10. Was she out late last night...............
  11. No shit have both........i do that with chip butties from the local cafe. Its awesome. Heard it here first, its a taste sensation............
  12. Yes of course you did. The last paragraph, needed two commers for it to be gramatically correct. All the other paragraphs have the correct grammer. TC Well he never copied it from you anyway....................
  13. LPG is my business; my son is one of the top Autogas converters in UK. Either your tank is full, but not changing over to LPG, in which case the vehicle is running on petrol. Or the float valve inside the tank is stuck closed, but the tank is empty. In either case its not a DIY job. You need to seek help from a local Autogas converter. webber Last time i saw a pitch like that i was watching Dragons Den................
  14. What you mean? Just trust me mate...........
  15. SHH......what the f**k are you doing? Your making a c**t of yourself mate...
  16. So she's no fussed about redtube then?!? Doubt it she's starred in half of them...............
  17. Edinburgh tonight......good luck ladies...:-)

    1. johnny boy68

      johnny boy68

      Yeh put something on it, far too many ginger kids around as it is. lol ;-)

    2. The one

      The one

      Wheres the blue Oyster club in Edinbrugh ?LOL

    3. PIL

      PIL

      If you fail miserably with the gals which I suspect you will , there aways the guy's .haha lol

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  18. tell um what i tell the missus that you'll let them all cum 1st and when you fill your boots in 0 - 60 seconds tell them you'll have to try again as that one didnt count lol I reckon that was your chat up line eh mate.....?..
  19. It would take you 10 seconds to shoot your load with one of them!! Its alright ye get 2.......
  20. what if your a fat ginger c**t like lab lol? which word would you use? use to like ferdinand til he starting crying like a fanny Theres only one word for me SHH................"Machine".Ive seen your picture and your no machine.........maybe a f*****g washing machine!!!....
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