The Next Time The Police Stop You And Say "Excuse Me Sir , Can You Tell Me Why Ive Stopped You" . . . . You Reply . . "WHY , HAVE YOU FORGOT" . . . They Really Love That 1 .a friend of mine once bit a chunk out of a police mans arm whilst being arrested when asked why he done it in the interview room he said because he liked the taste of bacon lol they didn't like that he got three months for it