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marky b

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  1. The Next Time The Police Stop You And Say "Excuse Me Sir , Can You Tell Me Why Ive Stopped You" . . . . You Reply . . "WHY , HAVE YOU FORGOT" . . . They Really Love That 1 .a friend of mine once bit a chunk out of a police mans arm whilst being arrested when asked why he done it in the interview room he said because he liked the taste of bacon lol they didn't like that he got three months for it
  2. HA HA PAKI NING :laugh: but but ding ding
  3. They all look good but I like the grey cock with the gypsy face
  4. You've got a neck like an Ethiopiapians wrist
  5. Tell your mam to stop changing her lipstick my d::ks starting to look like a rainbow
  6. It was you falling out of bed that caused the earthquake in japan
  7. Your that tight you can peel an orange in your pocket
  8. and ended up as a brown stain the mattress
  9. You can do all the tournaments you want you'll end up with a #1wbc a #1wba a #1ibf/Iba ect ect the fact is there's no overall ruling body there's just too many belts too many champs. in an ideal world if there's two top champions who have beat at least five #1 contenders they should be forced to fight or relinquish the belt but for that to happen there needs to be a official ranking for the belts and like I said an overall ruling body
  10. yeah it was mate a good film that one
  11. You just know some c--t's gonna dive on that when nobody's looking
  12. He made death wish didn't he
  13. John Wayne's last film the shootist is a classic
  14. Transformers ghostbusters thundercats and teenage mutant ninja turtles
  15. marky b

    Ufc

    Belfort nearly pulled the upset on Jon jones I hope bisping wins we need another British title challenger I can't see anymore getting a shot except maybe picket if gets a couple of wins
  16. marky b

    Film

    Sounds like something you'd have to be doing life in prison to sit thru
  17. nice looking bird you got there mate
  18. I'd love to left hook vernon Kay when he's on the radio the whiny lanky c:nt
  19. happy slapping requires effort and we all know your a dumpling lol
  20. Don't want to sound in the wrong here but you say the fella learnt you hunting and dog ect... But if someone knew the lay of the land hunting wise I don't think they'd eat a fox no offence
  21. You'd look lost [bANNED TEXT] ya ferreting nets lol
  22. you sound like the worlds best step dad lol
  23. marky b

    Accents

    lol. They do tho don't they tho nearly as bad as cockneys with there squeky accent lol the only way is Essex. Accents on there'll make you cut off your own ears
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