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mattyg

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  1. My lot could quite easily miss 60 rabbits in a night.... No problem at all. It's all in the training!
  2. Marr..... Coconut headed twat M.O.R. Jungly jangly musician Morrisey......self promoting fuckwit with absaloutly zero grasp on reality.
  3. mattyg

    Bono

    Just waiting the sub Saharan Africa tour from U2...... Oh yeah, they ain't safe and there's no money in it.
  4. I've been getting this problem recently with the second coat of silk (raised dimples about 5mm diameter) Had the dulux rep out and he reckons the first coat wasn't dry..... It bloody was!!!! I'll let you know if they come up with any other reason. Cheers, Matt
  5. Great footage mate but arse achingly bad music! Good to see the old uns putting s shift in! Matt
  6. The Mrs ain't gonna be happy with the roof rack on her BMW.....
  7. I'll swap ya..... I'm sick of apologising for this c**t.... Got a bit of a guarding instinct which means he goes apeshit if somone approaches!
  8. There ya go.... The best drop to wash a bass down with!
  9. Watch out for sharks!
  10. Careful what you offer kev...... I may just take you up on it! And if you won't take a bean off me or at least a crate of summat then I'll be donating to to your impeccably behaved little uns sweet fund!....and there's nowt you can do about it! Lol
  11. Indeed they are mate.... The Mrs just walks away as soon as I start going on!
  12. To be fair, I'd have dragged em in on dead rat.....
  13. Now that I'm clearly a bass fishing expert I'd say the best bait in my experience is anything that NEWKID gives you to stick on the hook (lug)! It worked for me!
  14. It's fair to say my best days are behind me.... But the fish didn't care.....they just kept a coming! Hahaha
  15. The lads should really set up a guiding/fishing service, I'd pay just to have the craic and I also think I'd make a great poster boy for the adverts! I've already got a few slogans for the giant road side posters...... "If this bloke can get into a wetsuit then you can too" "If this bloke can catch bass then you can too" When shall I come down for photo shoot ?
  16. A couple of bottles of westons vintage did the trick...... I could have drank a few more but not on a school night!
  17. There ya go..... Went down a treat !
  18. Face like a trod on chip, body of a god (Buddha) I'll have you know!
  19. Imodium handy geth? Hahaha Looks almost good enough to eat!
  20. I knew I could rely on you for support from the internet bullies, hehehe
  21. Couldn't have wished for a better bunch of blokes to get on the water with. Massive thanks to them all for not robbing my paddle and cutting me adrift in retaliation for my beginners luck. Everything supplied and refused to take a penny off me...... Next stop kayak and fat bloke wetsuit! Many thanks again gents..... Haven't stopped smiling all day, even had a doze with a grin on my face apparently!
  22. Walked in the house like a dog with two dicks! Had a great few hours with top gents.... Been told to stop looking at kayaks on eBay!
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