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mad al

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  1. just gotta "bake" it in the oven for 20 mins now....................who said Christmas was for kids anyway!!!!! Merry Christmas
  2. my Mrs quit in a car journey...not through my drivin mind!!!!! lol, but when we drove from our old life to the new one we have together.....you can do a it
  3. This time last year mine was to just put on whatever socks I picked up on any given day.......matchin or not!!! This year, after movin from the farm to livin in my car, a caravan, "crashin" where I was welcome to renting a terraced that was a builders yard/work in progress type establishment, I've finally bought a semi and cut my cloth accordingly and have never been happier. With that in mind, I've decided my resolution is...... to be grateful for finding my lovely lady and chill out with her and thank her for getting us through all the shit we endured together So what's your
  4. looks like blood and about as thick as mud
  5. Hope all you guys & gals have a wonderful Christmas
  6. sorry my friend but the cooker was collected earlier.
  7. Belling Range Cooker, electrickery ovens and grill and has eight lpg hob burners. Too big for our new gaff, it has been in storage, I don't have propane here so only the ovens have been tried and they all work. Far from immaculate but way too good to just scrap' Cooker is in the Ammanford area of West Wales and is FREE to anybody who would like to collect it A.S.A.P. A van or trailer would be best as this is big and fairly heavy so will two to move it.
  8. talkin more sense than half the people on here. exactly
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    Jokes

    One day, a mum was cleaning her son's room and in the closet she found a bondage-S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She showed it to her husband. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, "Well Tom, what should we do about him..?" The dad looked at her and said, "Well, whatever you do, don't f*****g spank him..!"
  10. ALL dogs are capable, same can't be said for their owners ;)
  11. Gettin thru all the booze we bought for the festive season TONIGHT ..................just in case like
  12. sad really as Adam is a top bloke, just "managed" these days I guess.
  13. and? just WHO is getting the spondoolas?
  14. stream everything and pay no fooka
  15. mad al

    boxing day

    not sure this year due to a change in circumstances and lifestyle but it'll certainly involve mutts and guns followed by wine and my woman!!!!
  16. We first met in a McDonald's car park late one night He was hanging back behind his so called "owners"........almost out of sight He seemed timid and shy, they said "his name is Ty" I knelt down, beckoned him forward, he came and I told him to "sit" "He won't do that" they said I looked at him....he at me, my mind he read "Sit" I said and he did. I brought him home that night and from that moment on our friendship grew and grew. He became my right arm, my shadow............my boy. I hated the name "Ty" and soon changed it to "Dai, it suited him, his personality.................Dai Ba
  17. just have to put ali chequer plate where the door frames used to be now and the job's a good "n"!!!!
  18. you know me sooooooooo well Mal :laugh:
  19. well I went for a laptop, it's a HP Envy M6...........whatever that means.........the price happened to be right!!!
  20. Apart from THL, for everything else there's Mastercard and ...............................fookin Facebook
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