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    bob.243 replied to steve66's topic in General Talk

    Man walks into WH Smith and says "Do you have the new self-help book for men with really small dicks?" Girl says "I don’t think it’s in yet" He replies "Yeah, that’s the one!!"
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    Lost my job as a lifeguard yesterday. Apparently refusing a Muslim entry to the pool whilst tapping the "No bombing" sign isn't the done thing.
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    What is it?? Give it here" "No, it's mine" "Let me have it" "It’s my turn!" "You had it last" "f**k off!!" "Come on gimme it" "No way!" "But it's my go!!" .... Siamese twins having a wank
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    Praise the lord.
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    Oh mummy, look at the poor people.
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    . Registry on the first day back at school in UK. The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:- "Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here" "Achmed El Kabul?" "Here" "Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here" "Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here" "Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here" "Ali Son al En” - silence in the classroom . "Ali Son al En" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room . The teacher repeated the call. A girl stood up and said, "Sorry teacher. I think that's me. It's pronounced Alison Allen.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=xkk7DX0l95A&Lid=12
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    Sorry it's a bit fuzzy.
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    Yes, you would have thought they would've had it spot on before posting on the net, don't know if it's the cartridge or the rifle that's the problem, the cartridge case may have stretched.
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    . http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&q=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v%3DPEUBYdmbptc&ct=ga&cad=CAcQARgBIAEoATABOAFA0eT3hwVIAVgAYgVlbi1HQg&cd=l3tucWgLNNc&usg=AFQjCNFhQKv7OD-9goRv9s3xE2qFe9vsNg
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    Thanks for the invitation, will keep that in mind, don't know when I will be over next though.
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    I'm from Aberdeenshire, but been in Canada once or twice, might also be worth checking Canadian e-bay with UK ebay for price comparison. ATB Bob.
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    Not sure Chris, may be a bit of tax to pay but I'm sure it would be a lot cheaper than buying here, check with your contacts in Oakville.
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    Guess what it's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajRESY79izk
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    Buy them when your across there, nip over the border to Buffalo they will be a lot cheaper.
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    Went through Oakville on my way to Niagara, all the best with your hunting.
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    Best of luck, looking forward to seeing the results.
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