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bob.243

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  1. Fookin hell! .http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/cctv-deer-smashes-through-bus-windscreen/2gcdvn9n?from=gallery_en-gb&sf=Relevancy#4
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    · I’m living next door to a lebanese couple at the moment. They have 3 little kids and they’ve challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I’m just writing to you while the kettle boils! · Can you spare just £2? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just £2, we will send you the video – its f***ing hilarious. · I’ve caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It’s
  3. Didn't quite make it, I bet the ducks pleased. lol
  4. Did you enjoy your day on the bench then Bob? Did at the time, but now I've got finger rot.
  5. bob.243

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    During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor. "No! No! Don't remove your clothes... Just stick out your tongue!"
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