I called the RSPCA today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs." "That's terrible," she replied. "Are they moving?" "I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is shit. The flaps only open from 1-16
I can usually judge how attractive a woman is by how many times my wife calls her a whore.
Father Christmas will not be visiting Stoke Mandeville hospital this year. "The thought of another white-haired old man emptying his sack on the children's ward is too much." Said one nurs