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  1. WHAT LINES WERE THESE DOGS FROM BB&B?
  2. And the answers are... * They will all tell you they are. * £150.00 - £250.00 FOR A WORKING STRAIN - UP TO £600-£700.00 FOR A NICE WHITE FLUFFY KC REG ONE. * FAIRLY TRAINABLE BUT QUITE STUBBORN AND TEND TO PLEASE THEMSELVES. * ITS A TERRIER - SOME ARE GOOD WITH KIDS, SOME HATE KIDS. * THE KC REG FLUFFY ONES HAVE A MYRIAD OF HEALTH PROBLEMS - COPPER RETENTION (FATAL) EYE PROBLEMS ETC. THE WORKING STRAINS ARE MORE HEALTHY AND ROBUST. * THEY DON'T SHED HAIR (VERY LITTLE ANYWAY) NOT A FLUFFY ONE Dave
  3. Why not try one of these Blaze. When its quiet, you can get a few rabbits in. Now thats what I call verstility.
  4. Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says: "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." :showoff: And, with that, he slams another shot. The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot. The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away. "Where the hell do you think you're g
  5. A turkey is chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighs the turkey, "but I just haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replies the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecks at a lump of dung and finds that it actually gives him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reaches the second branch. Finally after a week, there he is proudly perched at the top of the tree. Unfortunately he is spotted by a farmer, who shoots him out of the t
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    Joke

    A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off. As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!' Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!' The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intac
  7. WELL , MAYBE NOT MY WHOLE HAND.....
  8. I'm a part time gynecologist, I was going to pack it in completely but I like to keep my hand in. :rolleyes:
  9. Sad News With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Kokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. Shut up. You know it's funny.
  10. I have just got back off my holibags (2 weeks in Brittany) and Lurcher Bitch (Julie) looked after my Bedlington whilst I was away. I have to say that I would have no hesitation in leaving any dog of mine with Julie. When we turned up to pick him up, the little twat actually looked dissapointed to see us. I think Lurcher Bitch is a top girl, and this place is poorer for her absence. DAVE
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    Speed cameras

    Afraid to say that over the years I have become something of a reluctant expert on speed traps :ph34r: If it was a fixed camera i.e a Gatso or a Truevlo , the only record pics from the rear. And as someone else said, the lines on the other side of the road are to deter people from changing lanes to avoid the camera.
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    condoms

    CONDOMS : Why Condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12……… A man walks into a chemist with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.” “Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively. Yes, I’ve heard of that in health class at school.” He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “Why are there 3 in this package?” The dad replies, “Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE fo
  13. He must have fell off the top of that tree and hit every branch on the way down,GOD he's a ugly fecker . Still not bad at football,who does he play for?I am a non football bloke,pointless game imho. Were you always last to be picked when they sorted out the teams at school Eddie
  14. Absolutely amazing footage of a footballer at the top of the tree (no pun intended) .
  15. As a enthusiast of working type Bedlingtons even I sometimes cannot fathom why someone would wish to dilute the speed of the Whippet for a rough coat (Beddy x Grews are definately worthwhile). So a Jrt x Whippet makes little sense to me.
  16. Two Jamaican women chatting on a bus. One says to the other ... "Is ya baby teeving yet"? The other one says ... "Oh yass, so far he's teeved me a dvd player, a laptop, and 4 mobile phones.
  17. Frank Bruno, Audley Harrrison, John Ruiz, Vitali Klitchko,Matt Skelton, Danny Williams, - They ALL held titles. . . . . . . . .
  18. I can only think that M'bye was having an off night. Rees is a poor boxer - Enzo Calzaghe looked dumstruck when he won. Put your money on the 1st challenger he fights to take his title.
  19. http://www.burnleycitizen.co.uk/mostpopula..._to_with_me.php The poor dead kids parents know who killed her. The police know who killed her. And a certain Waqas Mamood seems to know who killed her. Amazingly the CPS say they can/will? not prosecute
  20. Ah John, you seem so tolerant and liberal on this matter, Would I be right in thinking that you live in a predominantly white area ? Perhaps you wouldnt be quite as tolerant if you lived in a town infested with lower class, poorly educated, brain washed, muslims who's religeous ideology is a major security threat to us ever tolerant indigenous Brits .
  21. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMAf4qVcv5I...ted&search=
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