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fragle

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  1. just been down to check on my mate , water is 3 foot up the walls of his house , hes 67 aswell
  2. I went to the pub last night and there was this fat girl dancing on a table. I walked passed and said "f*****g amazing legs" The girl giggled and said with a smile "Do you really think so" I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now"!!

    1. charlie nelly1

      charlie nelly1

      this was on last week

    2. wearney

      wearney

      plenty of them in the forest mate

  3. wonders how long after a bout of diarrhea before you can fart with confidence?

    1. martnmagik

      martnmagik

      try it and see....let me know the out come so i dont make the mistake lol

       

    2. paulus

      paulus

      depends on how tight your pants are

  4. Is wondering why dogs run to the door when someone knocks?It's never 4 them!

  5. Why did the banana go to the doctors......cos he didn't PEEL WELL......

    1. paulus

      paulus

      i thought you were going to say because he had been on a bender...lol

  6. I have mood poisoning, must have been some of that bullshit I swallowed

  7. I'm not fat, I'm environmentally friendly. The fatter I am, the less water I need to fill the bath

  8. Elderly couple in church. Wife turns to husband and says "I've just done a silent fart, what should I do?" Husband says "put new batteries in your f****n hearing aid!"

  9. same here mate , how would payment be sorted out if i wanted one
  10. just found my girlfriends secret vibrator stashed away in her wardrobe i am not saying its big but i am thinking of entering in robot wars

  11. My missus asked me if I could show her a good time? So I showed her some photos of me and my mates before I got married

  12. A government warning said that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel ,blankets or sleeping bag,extra clothing including a scarf hat and gloves. 24 hour supply of food and drink de - icer , rock salt torch spare batteries. Safety triangle tow rope , petrol can 1st aid kit - jump leads . . . I looked a right twat on the bus this morning !!

  13. f*****g Arseholes, IM GONNA FIND YA!!! I can't believe this has happened 2 us [bANNED TEXT] on top of christmas! Just got home 2 find all my windows wide open!! They've taken everything Its all gone! The dirty rotten robbing b*****ds what kind of sick minded people would do that 2 another person man? you low life Scum!! .......... That was my advent calendar and you had no [bANNED TEXT] 2 open it and eat all my chocolates!!!!!

  14. you got any pics of the caravan ones
  15. cheers bulldoug , i have just tryed to dig abit out but roots go longway down , just came aross this weed killer thats nemt to kill it , called kibosh £24.99 bottle
  16. plus anyone now how to kill mares tail weeds
  17. hi all new to garden , is the picture of the flower a weed or is it a wild flower
  18. might have a look about tonight

    1. baw

      baw

      Aye, see if you can find my remote for the telly, f**k knows where it is........

    2. fragle

      fragle

      will be in the last place you look ,,lol

    3. baw

      baw

      found it mate, in the f*****g fridge!!! no kidden lol, how the f**k!!

  19. WARNING. theres been a fight in a biscuitin ? a lad called rocky hit a penguin over the head with a club tied him to a waggon wheel with blue ribbon and made his break away in a taxi. Police say he was seen after eaten maryland with a ginger nut and an accomplice only none to them as rich t. They did not leave a crumb of evidence so the jammy dodger might get away with it .

    1. topnotch

      topnotch

      HAHAHAHAH f*****g MINT

       

  20. fragle

    wife

    Congratts to you mate, my 2 where early ,my lad 4lb - 4 weeks early , but my little girl was 9 weeks early 2ibs 1oz
  21. feel like crap , cold and flu kicking in ,

  22. might have alook out 2night

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