FastDogz
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My mate always sends me jokes and ive just recived this one off him...I found it quite funny to be honest. :11: An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down next to him He had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet. The old man stared. Whenever the teen looked at the old man, he was staring at him. Finally, the teenager said sarcastically: "What's the matter old man ... never done anything wild in your life?" Without missing a beat the old man replied:" Got drunk once and f **** d a peacock. Just wondering if you
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Any news?
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If you get a PM from a bloke called Millet, ignore it. He is a transexual who has'nt finished surgery yet. Neither use nor ornament MOLL. :thumbs-up: Thanks for the sound advice
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Lovley looking dog. Is she pure Saluki or crossed ? Nice of Kipper... Hope she does well for you :thumbs-up:
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They are cute there no doubting it..But they smell really bad A bit too cute and fluffy for the end of the lead for me :whistle:
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Can you swim? Will Pm you a pic or 2
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WEDDING RING No no ring intact Or do you mean something else that im too fickle and inocenent to understand :kiss: I bet you really look like Arthur Mullard in drag..........that or your a nag. Thats why the boyfriend didnt come home! JOEB Cheeky Fooker....I only nag a little
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I havnt grown since i was 12 And im seriouse! 24 now Mums tiny..Dads avrage...I dunno maybe the sperms tail broke off or summat
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What does "BTW" mean :wacko: Bring the washing in ? Best tit w*nk ? Bad teeth & warts ? Speak English woman Means By the Way :11: But if i HAD to choose one of them...Um... Probably bring the washing in
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I cant swim
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Fraid so
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I need to let out the hounds! And to be quite honest thinking about it as disrepectful it sounds to me..The man himself would probably laugh his ass off
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You mean theres good looking SINGLE blokes on here? Ohhh Goody Looking for a replacement for the BF who didnt come home last night/this morning or yet as it goes :realmad: Pm me for msn addy BTW 4 foot 9,Black hair,blue eyes not bad tits or so im told Slim..dog lover looking for someone to teach me how to run dogs :thumbs-up:
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Here Here!
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To be quite honest i think that is why it has hit me so much...Id have said myself "long time coming" if it had have been a croc/snake but a stingray Just in shock here!
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:realmad: Sick feckker Do you know !! Men think there all hard and macho but ffs wise the hell up some of you! This was a father ..a husband..ect How wud u like it if someone took the piss outta ur Dad if he died?? Would you like it? FFS what did a bit of respect cost these day? Nothing! :realmad:
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R.I.P Steveo He was ledgend!Gone but never forgotten. But how any of you can wish death anyone RE- Rolf Harris or Bill Oddie is behond me!
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I agree a track vet or Muscleman shud be able to fix this for you Best of luck :thumbs-up:
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Does it have a chat room ? Where? Yep just found it...spelt name wrong foastdogz ffs Theres 1 person there and i there not talking ..or it isnt working or summat
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Bastid fireworks are flying nicley Hes doped up on rescue remedy panting with a blue tongue Boyf has buggered off out the prick :realmad: Have a feeling its gunna be a long night!!! Anyone for a chat on msn? :thumbs-up:
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:whistle: Wingnut
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Some people are in a time warp
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Heres the boy havin a panic attack
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Hes hiding in the bedroom @ the Moment.Panting tongue blue...am just trying to blank him completey. Fecking JETS :realmad: Mi poor baby
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And theres me thinking i was 2 years behind :whistle:
