Scottish Romance
Who said Scots Romance is dead! These are REAL ADS from the
lonely-hearts column.
Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old, Gemini, seeks
nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit
dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be
willing to travel. Box 09/08
Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered.
Box06/03
Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested
in beer, cigarettes, Celtic football club and starting scraps on
Sauchiehall Street at t