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DIDO.1

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  1. I love mooching around on waste sites
  2. Trying to soak up some of the beer
  3. My mate is on a parenting course today because he's adopting. I sent him this picture of my nipper, told him to show the teacher and tell her he's going to parent the Dido way
  4. Worked till 2.30 then off feeding up. Not long now
  5. It's not actually mine, it's our kids. 5 or 6 hundred I'd think. I'll ask him tomorrow
  6. Rorkes drift era Martini Henry
  7. Think bakerboy has answered that perfectly
  8. I don't believe anyone had Diana whacked. The royal family are so incompetent they couldn't arrange a decent pr company to deal with the prince Andrew scandal.....I doubt they the intelligence to arrange an assassination by speed crash
  9. That was my first thought. Prigozhin is a switched on bloke obviously. Im sure he understood the real threats and rules of the game along time before internet experts in other countries. Who knows what's really going on in these big games. He may of retired peacefully somewhere with the agreement of his mate Putin for all we know.
  10. I'm guessing so. I don't do em anymore. Fck that. I'd rather deal with hoarders houses than work (or eat from them places). When you notice non of the toilets have toilet paper, just a little watering can full of water at the side of the bog
  11. That's rat grease off rats bellies
  12. Not a bad Idea that actually
  13. I sometimes feel like I live in a parallel universe
  14. I get asked that all the time. Nothing seems strange to me anymore. I've worked in smack head houses, hoarders houses, all sorts. A house stacked high with used sanitary towels. Walked into a house and rats came running down the stairs to be fed. An old farmer had been feeding them dog biscuits, he slept sat up in a chair in the front room, feeding the rats like pets. One day he had a heart attack and the rats had eaten him. Honestly. We arrived after the body had been moved obviously.
  15. Yes! Honestly, to scared women who have seen a mouse I'm like the 4th emergency service. My flat cap makes em go weak at the knees
  16. I once got asked to attend an empty house on a housing estate in Liverpool, workmen had reported rat droppings. Any way I pulled into this estate and I felt like a British squaddie walking into a Catholic housing estate in northern Ireland during the troubles. I'd say 3 out of every 4 houses were boarded up with metal shutters. I'm guessing they were either knocking the estate down or doing it all up. Anyway I could feel the hatred and suspicion as I parked up and walked up this path. People were coming out of houses, heads popping over fences etc. After 2-3 minutes there was a group of
  17. I have only ever seen one hornet in Lancashire and I found that dead. A friend recently treated a nest locally but that's the first one either of us have ever known
  18. I wasn't acting as a pest control pimp....I was just passing a contact on
  19. Bit late now, think it was an emergency. He can message me though if he's full time. I do get calls out that way
  20. I got detention at school once so I do have some experience of these things
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