Dont you stroke wood i do its wonderfull stuff
Stop it Kay your getting me worked up
Go take a cold shower Catcher, it's not good for a fella your age to get worked up at the thought of wood being stroked!
Puttys another one i cant resist i love touching things
Kay, are you the type that cant walk past a 'WET PAINT' sign without touching the paint to see if it's actually wet?
Yes because it may have dried since i have to know