No work on today so thought i,d have a crack be gentle
She said she was leaving
My jaw hit the floor
Then i looked on the bright side
Theres room for one more
So the women i,m after
Must be stable in mind
But i think this is a quality
That i,ll struggle to find
From 30 to 40
Is what i would like
Don,t want ya looking like roadkill
Or an old village bike
Don,t want no gut over knickers
or chin over chin
Nothing to fat
Nothing to thin
Blonde or brunette
Now this is a must
I don,t want no women
with hair colour of rust
I quite like a beer
I do have a few