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nelson

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  1. No mate. Best way to a womans heart is up through the diaphragm with a long, sharp blade There's some bloke on one of the Youtube clips, put up that this Welsh bloke actually sings opera as a hobby, don't think he was having a dig but there you go. Seems to me though, that if somebody has the talent to do it and wants to get recognised for it then why not ?. Good luck to the bloke, not very often you see a British audience cheering, clapping and moved to tears by a fat bloke with a similar dress sense as me.
  2. WOW , feckin well done matey, something else. Also shows you the way to a womans heart is chubby cheeks, shit teeth, a jacket that don't fit and the ability to not tuck your shirt in...........................I'm in. Hope the bloke does well
  3. I will be going with a couple of mates all being well ( if the van starts ) :whistle:
  4. Ask your mate if she want's to buy a Greenhouse LB
  5. nelson

    bbc2

    I thought at your age, you'd watch Sprung Watch
  6. Aye!! there's nowt wrong with the "oh nateral" look :whistle: I know some dogs are smart but i've never heard of one able to, " Target the Grey "
  7. I thought you had to be back in your coffin, with soil from your homeland by first light. :whistle:
  8. Not unless he changed his name Simon. :whistle:
  9. nelson

    veggy

    Feckin ruined a perfectly good steak with those funny shaped things on the same plate.
  10. These lads know how to walk round and round. My little girl knows how to make a worker look good Terrier shows ........................................... not to be taken seriously.
  11. If all else fails Jasper, get the lad a stick and hoop never did me any harm and they don't get punctures
  12. Nice day for it anyway. Plenty of cleavage about, people being nice to each other and then hostilities commenced. No sign of the Yorkshire tail lifter this year, must have moved on to bigger and better things , not a bad turnout though. Of coarse the bloke from Notts was here again, he had to return the trophies from last year anyway, before sweeping all before him with his little gladiators. Not being a smart arse here folks, they were nice looking animals. I entered the arena, confident of picking up my first rossette in over three years and nearly fell over when the
  13. f**k you twaty In your dream's Grandma
  14. fecking hell, thats thrown me, has someone called a medic
  15. Can't argue with that...................
  16. nelson

    Bushes for

    Pyracantha never heard of it. Blackthorn. thats the stuff girl. Won't get any bugga hedge hopping through that.
  17. Feck it, if them Nunny boys are going i arent. , they'll stand out in they're kak stained track suits though eh .
  18. With only 18 hours to go until hotilities commence in the 'Ring of Champions' i'm in for a sleepless night. Who knows who will walk away with the silver ware this year Will it be the trophy hunter from Yorkshire, who's dogs look the part and give him some strange sort of sexual high when he pulls on they;re tails. Or will it be the man from Nottinghamshire, who's dogs, like gladiators, take all before them in just about every ring he goes in. Pictures and a write up tomorrow from our roving reporter. :whistle:
  19. 'Kin Borders, who'd have one eh
  20. nelson

    Van

    Go for Stevo's combo van Julie , what ever you do, do not get a 4WD, your a women driver ffs, you'll kill someone. No seriously if you don't need the 4WD don't by one. Too thirsty
  21. it just looked like a black terrier on the right of pic mate. .but like you said, maybe its your welly.. All the time your walking mate your keeping yourself and your dog fitter With regard to working styles, and bare in mind i'm no expert, it really depends on the dog. The line my bitch is off going back to her grandma anyway, were steady bayers/ mixers. A younger sister out of the same mother to my bitch was a phsyco, absolutely radged. My old dog ( dead ) used to love being bitten and would take loads of punishment before deciding to smash his fox up.
  22. Just a reminder, could well be a " lady with the best moustache " competition again, some real contenders last year ( un-official of coarse and i will be doing the judging ) :whistle:
  23. Well thats the end of a dig mate after the quarry was shot and i honestly dont know if there is another terrier there, a lad had a young bitch out that day with us for a look but that was black.I can see my welly boot though. I put this dig on another forum, can't remember if i put it on this forum though, Two terriers here as we were back filling. Bitch got caught twice by her fox, one wound went 'bad' and the bitch was badly for a while. You may have guessed she is a bayer and don't mix it.
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