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nelson

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  1. I must admit i try and keep the fringe area and top of my head as smooth as possible
  2. I'll fold it up and pop it in the post eh
  3. nelson

    FA CUP

    Two loathesome teams playing for two loathsome managers, pity somebody had to win
  4. No need to clean it up mate and i don't eat glass Come on people, its a bargain and you know it.
  5. That is a very nice looking Russel mate moocher/forums/inde...showtopic=19091
  6. You women can say what you like, most proper blokes couldn't care less anyway As i tell her i occaisionally throw me leg over, the only person my knob has to satisfy is ME
  7. Its a gift been on nights. I don't live over far from Scunthorpe, well not far enough from it anyway. :whistle:
  8. nelson

    horse meat

    Not bad with a bit of mustard
  9. Shaving your bits Feckin unheard of, proper bloke me don't even like having a normal shave. As for shagging, get her back scuttled so you can watch telly at the same time, also looking for somewhere to wipe your cock after.
  10. As it say's Greenhouse, some spare glass sheets, pick up only. Sliding door, proper metal base No pictures, its a Green house, use your imagination Some shelves and seed tray's etc. etc. blah, blah, drone. All for the paltry sum of £ 50
  11. Cheap ones are like rocking horse shit mate, good luck :thumbs-up: http://www.saddleryandgunroom.co.uk/hushpower.htm
  12. Good , ban the dirty twats I stopped smoking in '88 , best thing i ever did. My mother stopped smoking 'cos the doctor told her it was giving her high blood pressure, she's still here thankfully Father in law ( cock ), stopped smoking the morning he had a heart attack One of my friends, who i haven't seen in a while, stopped smoking the morning he had a heart problem Common thing here is everyone say's its the best thing they've done and though i feckin loath to say it, banning smoking in public is the best thing this pisspoticle arsewipe of a government has
  13. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35wkGEnDZ6Y
  14. Small hands are a must
  15. Any black and white British war film
  16. Aigle, them CHunters seem a bit flimsy to me.
  17. Fandabby double dozey
  18. One for sale not far from me, next time i'm passing i'll get some details for you. I know it's M plate and £ 895 ish.
  19. Is this you with the hat on
  20. See, a real bloke will always leave something for the girl in his life to do
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