nelson
-
Content Count
1,056 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Articles
Gun Dealer's and Fieldsports Shop's
Reloading Room
Blogs
Calendar
Store
Classifieds
Everything posted by nelson
-
Every REAL MAN, falls asleep on the settee as soon as the music for Eastender's, Coronation Street or Emmerdale Farm comes on, its bred into a proper bloke and snoring is natures way of drowning out the cobblers that these mincing actors come out with. Pickin your nose is a must, that too is handed down from father to son With regard food, well a bloke can't win ( back me up here lads ), if you tell the old girl that, " them green beans were nice by way of a change ", you'll end up having the ferkin things for breakfast, dinner and tea for a b'stard month , you know its tru
-
So, is Maddox a bird or a puff ?, if its a mincer, the thought of it putting a smile on my face with some 'lube' just don't do it Ditchy. Interesting reading though, i work for an American company and you can just see the shite dribbling from every advert.
-
Sound like me mam when i was a teenager Of coarse it matters, what would you rather have a go in, a brand new sports car or an old Transit tipper , not bothered what the stereo is like as long as it goes .
-
I take it as a yes then , who next Jasper ? your choice
-
All for it matey, lets start with Lurcher bitch Some tidy bird i once knew in Scunny, told me that at least half of all women have had they're back doors kicked in :whistle: So come on LB are you a 51 % 'er
-
It would be nice to be able to turn the clock back mate to when the missus was a size 10, pretty smart and shagged for England. She's now got the part as Shreks new missus, Eats 300 Doughnuts a day, and shags about as often as Father christmas pays us a visit.... Know what you mean mate, i think my Porky's been eating Helium sandwhich's the size of her ( pie eater amoticon )
-
Lets be honest Lads, them Fat birds are only after you pupping the idle cow's so they can get on Jeremy Kyle and earn a grand whilst getting a big pay out from you. Even the pretty one's look like Sports Cars towing Caravan's FFS Best thing to do with a fat girl is go for your brown wings and tell your mates so they can have a go too. It's like riding a moped, you don't mind having a go but don't want your mates to see you. :ph34r: And, when was the last time you thought Dawn French was a tidy bit , go for the thin bit lads, you know it makes sense.
-
My ferker has Jasper, its a fat free zone
-
Get a thin Bird, look at the future mother in law and that is what your bit will look like when the idle bitch gets comfortable. I mean, ferkin Sonia off Eastenders :sick: :sick: Given the choice again ( please Lord ), i'd have a thinner one with a bit more growing room and who likes uncle Steve's salty mouth rinse
-
Good luck for whatever you turn your hand to next old girl.
-
Flamethrower, thats what you need
-
Ferkin big "Classic" that
-
What a kind offer, well done matey
-
So who invented Murray mints then
-
Well i've read some shite in my time but some of our Celtic bretheren have set new standards for talking utter bollocks. Oor this and oor that. blah, blah, blah, drone, nasty English aided by our fellow countrymen several hundred years ago...............etc, etc. Like Al Murray say's, get over it :kiss:
-
Heart says Oscar, head say's Mayweather. Always follow your Heart , knock f*ck out of the mouthy c*nt.
-
A Chicken farm manager i know told me a good 8 or 9 years back that the farms they manage have been taken over by.................................wait for it...........................................paki's :sick: and the first thing they did was cut wages and cut feed, bet you can't guess who they were supplying at the time .
-
Well watched the free bits, got to say old Ashley and Angel were a bit rough with the sandwich filling for my liking them ladies have to understand that sandwich fillings are sensitive intruments.
-
Forget that, i just googled it and am off this net for a while
-
Bugga, i keep clicking " click here " and nothing happens As for the edible variety, Edam, beetroot and mayo on Brown bread.
-
Calzaghe
-
-
well f****n spotted!YOUR POINT IS WHAT EXACTLY i love this subject
-
No probs Wilf, i know what you mean. Its a discussion matey thats all.
-
Foxhunting1, i have the utmost respect for Brian Nuttal, i have no point to prove and welcome all comments. My bitch is a little over 3 years now, the sire a typical Nuttal terrier and the bitch, rather like my bitch, both were from Mr Nuttals kennels, both to the bloke i got my bitch off with a gaurantee, my bitch i took with a gaurantee ( not that it was needed ). I am more than pleased with her, she has nothing to prove. The bitch has brains and bottle. Whatever and whoever Brian Nuttal breeds terriers for is of no concern to me, as i stated in a previous post he don't owe anyone an
