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  1. it's how i tell em lol
  2. how does a horse get chivved up 7 times? surely it would be on it's toe after the first one? not a nice thing to happen , pity the horse didnt kick em in the face
  3. so far this year you have taken away my favourite celebrity jade goody, my favourite dancer michael jackson , my favourite actor patrick swayze and now my favourite singer stephen gateley. just so you know my favourite twins are john and edward xx
  4. Now thats really what you call getting into the spirit of it 'ay ... your loss friend. Toni, ignore it, "chimp" is OK......................................he's just a tight git , you OK "c" you never change............thank feck one thing im not is tight , a wanker yes ... tight no
  5. i can walk into whsmith and pick up a calender to see if i like it , yours i cannot so therefore i wont run the risk of buying it just to find it's full of munters
  6. knew of a terrier called nigga
  7. just got in from a bit of shooting and we was talking about prices. we get 20p a bird collected , these guys must be doubling up so they are getting 40p a bird , they in turn sell to the game dealer who sells them abroad. my question : does anyone know how much the french are paying for them ?
  8. cracking pics , i used to keep royal pythons and indian pythons many moons ago ,i only keep the one eyed trouser snake these days
  9. chimp

    morning sex

    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs And toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally Slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, 'You've Got to make love to me this very moment!' My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is Going to be my lucky day!' Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards, she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her T-shirt Still around her neck. Hap
  10. either way it is a game bird and should be treated one if you have a shotgun in your hand. if your bagging up as a poacher any way goes anyway it's dead now and hope it tastes good on the bbq , sporting shooter this month have done a great recipe for potted pheasant which i might give a go
  11. i just phoned them and it pretty much covers everything apart from horses. i will be calling them back now to join . thanks foxguntom edited : now insured with them , once again thanks
  12. that time of year again and i need to get the dirty deed done . churchill want to bend me over so need to find someone else . who do you use?
  13. i was going to say something yesterday about that, kick em up and at least get a bit of flight on em or let em go til next time. not very sporting for a game bird
  14. loads of info on tuning these but they go over 12ft lb very easy and if you havent got an fac and you get caught you will be in shit. i have stronger springs , heavier hammers , 20 ft lb tophats and a hi flow vlave with the right barrel will push 60ft lb , 800cc bigger bottle . plus the standard strealth and bottle. when i get time i will be listing the lot for sale as im after a semi auto 12g
  15. chimp

    Our Nick

    youve donated to the rspca ? lol you may as well give £20 to a purpled haired freak whilst sabbing a hunt
  16. hope the wind dont blow it over otherwise you will be welding prongs on it
  17. im selling mine maty , the one with the 800cc bottle and hi flow valve , the trigger tightened up on it for some reason so need to take it apart . i just dont get the time with it now .
  18. smaller then the fourtrak but they are pretty good off road
  19. well you know when you have got it right when the birds are landing with the decoys and when it is for control im not proud. if two or three come in i let the first land and take the second one
  20. most lasers come with the correct barrel fitting kit.
  21. a respected member on here mark .you know i wouldnt bite unless you went down the family route. say what you want mark if it fills that gap in your life i dont really give a shit about you, im past all that
  22. you lot love lowering the tone would i call your wife come on chimp not my style you know that ive seen the pm's mark
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