A newly married couple returned to their house after being on honeymoon.
'Care to go upstairs and have a shag?' the husband asks.
'Sshhh ' said the bride. 'All the neighbours will know what we're about to
do. These walls are paper-thin. In future, we'll have to ask each other in
code. For example, how about asking, "Have you left the washing machine door
open" instead?'
So the following night, the husband asks, 'I don't suppose you left the
washing machine door open did you?'
'No, I definitely shut it,' replied the wife who rolled over and went to
sleep.
When she woke up, however, sh