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  1. chimp

    sitting on a beach burning thinking of all you

    1. GrCh

      GrCh

      jammy git

    2. paulus

      paulus

      thought it was illegal to burn wire now...lol

  2. chimp

    last time i do valentines EVER , lets just say my little surprise ended up with a scared shitless woman and the old bill lol

    1. paulus

      paulus

      dare i ask....lol

    2. chimp

      chimp

      dont lol , embarrased to f**k haha , on the plus side she has seen the funny side

    3. paulus

      paulus

      keep them happy....lol

  3. chimp

    last time i do valentines EVER , lets just my little surprise ended up with a scared shitless woman and the old bill lol

  4. chimp

    cutting it fine but tax return done

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Do male prostitutes declare their earnings

    2. chimp

      chimp

      only when my clients pay by card

  5. chimp

    i feel another thl write up is on the cards , f**k me there are some douche bags on the airgunning section

    1. Carraghs Gem

      Carraghs Gem

      bump up the old thread! ;-)

  6. chimp

    5 foxes dead , job done

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    2. chimp

      chimp

      i think so .

    3. THLpatrick

      THLpatrick

      gun?

    4. hedz31

      hedz31

      Lol

  7. chimp

    going out to f**k up a fox or two , be lucky dogging lads as they are getting the 223 treatment

  8. chimp

    sambuca black......no more , i is hanging

    1. christian71

      christian71

      I always say that was on them last night fit for f@uk all today

  9. chimp

    just got the call , looks as tho im working away for a bit .

  10. chimp

    roll on the winds tonight

  11. chimp

    rain died off , wish i had stayed out now . those hare are safe from the gun for another day lol

  12. chimp

    ffs charlie runs into me and then dog finishes me off , twice in a f*****g week now. think it hates me

    1. SLiP tHe DoG !

      SLiP tHe DoG !

      hahaha

  13. chimp

    going to be so wasted in 3 hours time then may run the dog on gruffalos for a laugh

    1. Malt

      Malt

      They're scared of mice man! No real test for a dog IMO..

  14. chimp

    i would 8 2 be you arsenal right now

  15. chimp

    dog just run into my legs flat out , knee hurts like a mother f****r

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      it will f*****g hurt even more the morra mate.i once got hit by a greyhound going full pelt.thought i had broke my back.

    2. paulus

      paulus

      ouch will be sore

  16. chimp

    f**k knows what happened last night , my phone feels as tho someone has jizzed over it and smells of sambuca . hanging !!

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    2. judge2010

      judge2010

      lol glad job my local is like something off of shameless

    3. Lab

      Lab

      I bet your Mickey then........lol

    4. judge2010

      judge2010

      you always have to bring man love into it. lol

  17. chimp

    i get kicked off site this morning .... reward ..... new company motor ....BONUS !!!!

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    2. chimp

      chimp

      no i really have my cscs card with me so i can get on lol

    3. Lab

      Lab

      another f*****g money making scam!!!

    4. chimp

      chimp

      it's a joke thats for sure

  18. chimp

    tum te tum

  19. chimp

    Our Father who art in Prison, only Mum knows his name, Thy riots come, read it in the Sun, In Birmingham as it is in London. Give us this day, our Welfare bread and forgive us our looting as we are happy to loot those who defend stuff against us.Lead us not into employment but deliver us free housing. For thine is the spliff, the Blackberry and the Lager.For Ever and Ever...Innit!!!

  20. chimp

    dealing with flystrike , eeewwwwww

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    2. Ideation

      Ideation

      Ah shit mate, did you spray them for it? It's fecking horrible when it gets a hold and little that can be done. Need to spray them regularly with this heat etc, and dag them well.

    3. chimp

      chimp

      pisses me off a bit because they are this years so i havent bothered to shear them , lesson learned.

      i sprayed them and the other one that has a bit of strike should be maggot free in a day or two

    4. Ideation

      Ideation

      This year has been bad for it mate, warm and wet. Wouldn't usually shear this years, but that's the way it's going. Shame mate.

  21. chimp

    Hanging out of my arse , what a weekend. now i know why i dont like drinking , f**k hair of the dog ... it sucks serious balls

    1. fireman

      fireman

      I don't drink very often at all and i had a pint and a half on friday night and even that was a never again feeling come saturday morning,lol.

    2. Lab

      Lab

      of what??????????

    3. fireman

      fireman

      I had only pissy beer,stella,pmsl and i only used to drink special brew.

  22. chimp

    Wedding today

  23. chimp

    Bitch better have my money ... amg

  24. chimp

    bitch better have my money...... nwa

  25. chimp

    wheres your f*****g god now !!!!

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