Good man,I kinda figured my preaching and sermoning last night would bring about a massive and total character transformation Early Mass at church tomorrow
id say you could write a book about it pal ,i for one would by it .Persoally iv lamped salmon ,netted trout and the rest il leave untold
I guess he isnt going to tell you about Fish-lax,I dont blame him,some methods are a little TOO effective
Joe taught me an incredible method I never heard before nor since,forget Jeyes Fluid in water,maybe Joe will tell you about the fish-laxatives they use on trout farms
Disgastin :sick: Joe forced me to inflate two condoms earlier in the night and use them for cleavage,unfortunately they werent inflated equally so I looked rather mis-shapen from a distance,lop-sided actually so I "Popped" them with a pin
What the poachers of old had by way of fieldcraft,stealth,and guile we compensate with modern technology,methods,and equipment,different strokes for different blokes
There was a drunken geezer sitting outside the pub staring at me,he did a double-take,I think he thought his luck was in :kiss: My stubble might have given the game away though,unless he was used to rough-looking birds
Worst ones had to be the addle-brained idiot stories of burning-sulphur for pheasants,crabs&Tortoises for ferreting etc,dumb tales yet still they are perpetuated
Basically all the more sly mostly forgotten methods, not the general snares, moonligh ferreting ect..
just things that have been told down generations and so on. Dont have to be old to know poaching methods of old
Some of the newer methods are much more interesting
Accidental catch mate,wrong time,wrong place,should actually have been 2,one earlier in the evening but some people soften with age That wouldnt surprise me Ooty