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mackem

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  1. "Fell in shark-infested waters and I've lost my f*****g mackerel" Robson Greens on
  2. Great pics,good family day out,excellent place to ferret,the dales
  3. Thanks DW,pics are clear and look as if I can follow the pattern,I shall have a go
  4. Good and bad in all sorts mate,people are individuals,not races or ethnicities I lived in a caravan for 18 months on the Isle of Dogs,only time we got hassle was from a guy in the nearbye flats when he broke in and nicked some cash and a TV,we got arrested when he was knocked unconscious
  5. I used to prefer extra-virgins to the alternative
  6. Good fish Mac,irish,that king salmon is a beauty of a fish Where were you fishing and how much?
  7. My medical report showed methane-narcosis :sick:
  8. Nazca Lines are on,cant miss them.
  9. Black&Grizzly bear,moose,cougar............ Thats good enough to start the list off Border
  10. You'll get a salmon I used to have an awesome DVD showed a guy bowhunting polar bear out on the pack-ice,wouldnt that be something?
  11. I have never had Mullet in a gill,I think getting a school of them would be better than sea-trout,they are beautiful looking fish
  12. Holdaway,would there be any chance of a pic of your squiggie snare in the set position please?I really want to have a go at that method
  13. Charlie,theres a good article on the site from a deleted member,snatchFLC,he went pigging in NZ,its a good read,interesting account
  14. I know travellers who have lived in the same house all their lives,never been anywhere,oxy-moron,how can you be a traveller when you never move?Never understood that myself
  15. I empathise with your "Light-headed" comments Kay,my lager-swilling ex used to feel something brewing in her large-intestines,sitting besides me she would rise-up on one ass cheek,point the other at me and let-rip :sick: I once felt a massive warm blast of air on my legs in bed :sick: She playfully put the duvet over my head and I too felt "Light-headed" :sick:
  16. I have a mate has worked for barbour for 25 years?Brian,works as a cutter,I used to get a great discount Barbour used to be de-riguer for most lurcher and terriermen is it still so??
  17. Those mullet look awesome,I used to hate flounders carpeting the net,looks like you had a good session
  18. Femininity,becoming a rarity nowadays,I once had a girlfriend who drank a pint of beer and belched like a bullfrog at sundown and I like fire in the eyes
  19. I hate to ask the obvious question Scot,but what pray tell yould be your chosen quarry?
  20. Thats good,if your bored one night get an easy-wipe marker-pen and do dot-to-dot patterns as she lies on her tummy
  21. Dont worry Will,you'll never really notice them,your attentions always going to be drawn to pustular eruptions as another pimple bursts on her pizza like ass
  22. Will,your destined to marry a woman with milky-white almost translucent skin with a lattice-work of blue thread-veins running up her legs
  23. Dream fantasy trip?Khunjerab national park for snow leopard More realistically?Stateside for cougar or black bear with a bow
  24. Lightly saut'ed in extra-virgin olive oil
  25. Fava beans and a nice chianti Malt?I dont drink,and I prefer fried in onions
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