English guy catches a siamese carp....
Got a good mate who now lives in Hong Kong,I was at a BJ bar with him when he copped-off with a stunning lady,she was quite literally breathtaking,anyway,he was pissed and took her into a booth for fellatio,came back and said it was the best BJ he had ever had in his life,off they toddle to his hotel-room for naughties,I saw him the next morning,he was crestfallen and oddly silent,turns out his best-blowjob ever had came from a guy.