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mackem

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  1. I would like to have such a escapade Bell,surely I would,I need vicarious experiences from one such as yourself,I know you might be working on the premise that a picture speaks a thousand words,and thats fine,but next time could we have more words?I did a Myers Briggs MBTI test once and came out as an intuitive communicator,words Bell,best things ever written,you need to set the scene and lead us in..........
  2. I figured that out myself,I imagined casting at dusk,a take,a strike and an epic crepuscular battle twixt man and fish with only one victor.
  3. Of ever your in Thailand and get the chance visit Tiffany's in Pattaya,its a great evenings entertainment,funny as f*ck,very camp.
  4. Excellent result,one I must aspire to!But hold.....What are those strange marks around their middles?
  5. Whatevers in the water will fall to your fly,of that I am sure,good luck in your fishing endeavours,look forward to the pics if they are forthcoming?
  6. English guy catches a siamese carp.... Got a good mate who now lives in Hong Kong,I was at a BJ bar with him when he copped-off with a stunning lady,she was quite literally breathtaking,anyway,he was pissed and took her into a booth for fellatio,came back and said it was the best BJ he had ever had in his life,off they toddle to his hotel-room for naughties,I saw him the next morning,he was crestfallen and oddly silent,turns out his best-blowjob ever had came from a guy.
  7. No mate,I dont have enough hair for a mullet,I just pulled that pic from the Bungsamran site as an example.
  8. Theres more and more freshwater fisheries opening in Thailand now mate,some decent fish in Bangkok itself.
  9. Theres a 640+lb pla-buk(siamese cat),they go bigger than that,the method feeder I was whacking out had to weigh at least 8 ounces.
  10. Your going to snap-off,some BIG fish in those waters,biggest I heard was a brit angler called Joe Taylor?I think he got a 600lb or thereabouts arapaima,your getting lots of big fish over the course of a session,a number of 30-40lb'ers with bigger cats thrown in to the mix.
  11. Just watched the full clip,makes sickening viewing,I have heard in a few far-eastern countries if a driver knocks someone over they often try and make sure the victim is dead to avoid costly hospital bills etc,I know an uninsured guy in who knocked down and killed a pensioner,ended up paying the family reparation and footing the funeral bill.
  12. I wonder if that wonder-fly would suffice for carp?I have top carp lakes on the doorstep,Thorpe-lea,Twynersh,Wraysbury etc,but alas no anadromous rivers,the Thames doesnt cut the mustard.
  13. Yup,try fishing somewhere like bungsamran for pla buk,f*****g hell they were all using uptiders and boat rods,I used a catrod and big-pit reel. http://www.fishthailand.co.uk/gallery/galleryhome.php?level=album&id=33
  14. 13 foot 5lb tc catfish rod?
  15. Been to China often,met good and bad people,remember china is massive,it used to fall into five different time zones,most people I met from Uigurs to Han were decent enough once you took time to chat to them,I first went when an "Alien travel permit" was needed to visit sensitive regions,still got my permit as a souvenir,times and people are changing,though I do remember a chinese copper in Xinjiang tapping his stun-gun on my table,sparking it and laughing just to try and get a reaction.
  16. Best thing about Thigh'land is the fishing,next time your in Pattaya pop around to Jomtien fishing club.
  17. Nowt spiritual when I met him,I was just there with a girl I ended up shagging.
  18. I found the article,wont bother sticking the pic up,quite disturbing.
  19. Red vest and Jimmy Sommerville haircut?
  20. Walking street.......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYf8RL0M6Io&feature=related
  21. You could see her little form under the paper,partly visible,loads of pedestrian traffic,it took an old guy with compassion to give her a little dignity in death,people are people,good and bad in every creed.
  22. Cocks in frocks,sluts with nuts......
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