If there's a second brexit vote I am moving to Canada,if there is a second vote the country is being "ruled" by morons so I am off,I will be a resident then,that's when I will do self guided,plenty of crown land in Ontario.
Warmer than the mountains mate,I stepped off the plane at mid day in soft shell trousers and down jacket and changed in the airport bog into shorts and T-shirt it was 75 degrees,no more ice until I go back up next week.Mud hut with a satellite dish,glad they got their priorities right ?
Few crocs over this way mate,gharials and muggers,there was a guy killed by a wild elephant a couple of months ago 2 miles away,ragged his corpse and made a mess of it.
Yup,sheds with beds was a phrase first coined in Slough,nothing was done about the thousands of illegal occupants so it spread to Hounslow,Southall,Hayes etc,this is their affordable housing.