mackem
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Everything posted by mackem
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Hovis-fly? I am out fishing later this week with something similar,buy him a pint on me
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To be honest mate the dog tasted Ruffffffffff but the cat was purrrrfect
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I ate dog and cat OCS
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Got to agree with sykes though,I prefer Thai
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Yak 1992,china,slaughtered outside the tin-shack restaurant we pulled up outside of,never has food tasted so good nor been quite so fresh,they even put fat-balls in bread as a take-away
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Once had water-melon slices fried in batter in western china
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I like crickets,nice background music at night along with katydids and ciccadas,couldnt imagine stamping on one
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Chandigarh is ok,Amritsar is a bit packed but the fishing looks good INSIDE the golden temple,big f**k off sort of carp in the lake
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Bob,give the dog a f***ing break man,it looks embarrassed posing beside those bags
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Bobsuperdog..........................were those bags pre-ban????
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I got nowt to do with this,but a good piss-take has to be acknowledged and that is f***ing brilliant.......5 out of 5.......CARRIER BAGS
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You like a good curry?Go to southall or bradford then Worst curry I ever had in my life was in India :sick: Your going to be squeezed inside the cargo hold of an air inida flight from heathrow,dont worry,its all arranged at that end
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Your lucky mate,you have a choice Mogadishu Or the Punjab Apparently they are the only two places with lots of empty houses cos half the population are living in slough
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Sorry Geoff,your getting kicked straight out,they meant Humpback,sperm,minke or blue,go to the back of the class
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Its not "rot" actually,just large crisp sized scabs that flake off and fall out of your trouser leg at mostly embarrassing moments I always pretend I am opening a bag of "Cheese&Onion" in my pocket if anyone notices or comments
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Thats EXACTLY what I saw when I saw the gate......................NET
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Your not wrong there mate,closest good source is Amsterdam
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I am allowed to stay,plus I get 15 council houses for my many wives And I am allowed 15kg of duty free rastafarian old holborn per year because one of my distant relatives caught chlamydia from his jamaican serving girl back in the 17'th century and ever since all male offspring in our family have had scabby genitals
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Ohhhh?What do they use staffman?Anything new?
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Had a couple on the shoot but i don,t really bother to target them if one crosses me path i,ll do me best to get it.Plenty around in the N/E seen some in Washington none in Mowbray/Backhouse park tho... Phoned a mate in Pennywell last night,mentioned this,his harris hawk caught a grey in Fatfield,so yeah,your right,they are spreading
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I know quite a few people who dont even speak english,how do they pass
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Its a download of an actual Immigrant test,I am applying for asylum,just revising for the test
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Never mind,we will send you to literacy classes Maybe even put you through uni Do you need counselling after your failure? Heres a tenner,go and have a nice,stiff To calm you down
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Dont worry,no one ACTUALLY gets thrown out pass OR fail So take the test http://www.hiren.info/life-in-the-uk-test/1
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Good old Mr Brocklebank I wonder how many troot he has banked in his career
