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  1. Good job you didnt name him Jon Henry I dont think he would have forgiven you
  2. Thats why I called my youngest Rief tracy,we think he was actually conceived on am exposed coral Reeff,we even joked about the old Neil Diamond song "Love on the rocks",I just changed the spelling slightly because my brother said wheres his sister coral then?
  3. I am getting a divorce at the moment Kay
  4. I love windy little smiles Maybe next year,perhaps the year after
  5. Rice and peas it is Or cooked under the stars spit-roast on a desert fire
  6. I was just thinking the same , visions of tiny hands & feet And perfect tiny fingers and toes that curl when you tickle them
  7. Summers a beautiful name for a girl comanche Summer light is special,its actually better than that,rolls of the tongue perfectly I never got the middle name meant for me LG,Gladly I dont have one,it was supposed to be albert,wouldnt that have been a kicker,still,could have been worse,something like laurence I suppose
  8. Florrie-laurie Pray to god if you are blessed with another child its a young lady Speed,Adolph.s.Lamper
  9. You should know me better than that LG You got a daughter? No but we would of called her "Kizzy" Kizzy sounds like wild gypsy sort of name,wouldnt suit my family name though It does have a certain je-ne-sais-quoi to it
  10. F**king hell,better stop reading this thread,feeling broody
  11. My kids both have the same middle name,Terciano,I can imagine you got stick as a kid Virginia the virgin,you know what kids are like simo must have been called simple-simon
  12. You should know me better than that LG You got a daughter?
  13. Curried-goat,better than lamb or beef
  14. My two boys named themselves virtually,names just came in a flash for reasons best known to myself,Garrick and Rief,but the girls name?Well,bad luck if I divulge it,I will tell you when/if I have one,sadly I dont think it will be with the current Mrs Mack as we appear to be experiencing major marriage-meltdown
  15. Do you think kids need to fit into their names the way certain types of clothing seem to suit some individuals and not others? I have always had a name in my head for a daughter,I just havent been lucky enough to have one,but I wonder if she would suit it or vice-versa
  16. What did you call them BC?
  17. Not all fish stateside are huge Maty,my ex fished over the weekend,she got a few smallmouth bass nothing over a pound,but she saw a racoon and a few white-tail,I think she is trying to lure me over,she checked up about my bear-tags and everything I must have impressed her back in the days Yeah,she took the pic of the fish upside down,but look at that water,place called smiths-falls,my sort of place,JOE is looking for a holiday invite already I even did an online search,found a 200 acre canadian farm for 175k sterling,cheap as chips Who knows what the future holds
  18. Alligator-gar Maty,prehistoric looking giant garfish,google them,they bowfish them in the states as they grow HUGE!Tried 3 times to wire a pike mate,havent looped one yet but havent given up either JOE took a pic of the last pike I caught a few weeks ago,bit pi**ed-off that night as we needed a wide-angled lens to cover the fish,I think JOE remembers the evening I refer to boys'n'the hoodie night,fished in west-london on the most depraved sink-estate you can imagine,I turned up in rags,joe turned up looking like a catalogue model as usual,he took one look around the area"F*ck-this,I am putti
  19. His accent is the same as mine mate,equally as broad,he was born in Hexham,but it sounds as if he is trying to americanise his accent,but your right,once he ate the anaesthetic-leaf it was suddenly "Bloody hell,me throats gone numb" and he sounded like the big-brother orator.
  20. A suggestion kay if your offering?Rub warm coconut-oil in beforehand,he will appreciate it,keeps afros in tip-top condition
  21. I felt my ears burning and smelt the hair around them singing
  22. Next week episode looks to be more promising Malt
  23. Not me Malt,I have unlimited non-permissions where I am never turned away
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