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  1. mackem
    Never put it off for that fabled "One-day" break open your piggy-bank and start planning
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    Wouldnt cost a fortune to be honest,certainly affordable if your a single guy without ankle-biters draining your cash-reserves for PC games and other must-have's,I cant see you spending more than 3k for a month
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    Over four thousand views for this thread?I think thats proof of ditches popularity
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    I caught it on a 1lb chub livebait Donnie
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    Was it three ounces then
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    If he still has the pic,you might have to look at it through a telescope,I think it weighed four maybe five ounces?The fight took....Ohhhhhhhhh..........Seconds(if that)
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    I would rather have spent the day rod-fishing for the sharks to be honest Next week I think cage-diving with great-whites?Trotting maggots for chub has suddenly lost its allure
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    I really think he wanted to end that tirade with..............."And I really f***ing wish I wasnt f***ing here!
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    I felt his bottle going BEFORE he entered the water..........F***ing mask doesnt fit..................F***ing 3 hours to get her.............F***ing..................
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    Rednecks loosing three shots at a moorhen?Real stealthy Would give a right testicle(If I was polyorchidistic)for a night lamping alligator-gar,looked great sport Notice something about the sharks around the rig?One was trailing a steel trace,another carried a hook in its jaw
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    Comet,I will ask joe to put up a pic he has of a HUGE pike I caught a few weeks ago,real denizen of the deep,genuine leviathan,the size of a decent shark if you were a lilliputian
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    What?A cuppa and chocolate hobnobs?Come over,I will get your cup ready
  13. mackem
    Bowfishing alligator-gar and noodling,making a cuppa and getting the biccies ready as we speak prior to settling down
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    Your right,I saw the wear up at Chester-lee-street earlier on the national news,3 year old girl sucked down a storm drain and spat out 70 yards away in the river,it was running well up and carrying a lot of colour
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    i wish mate but shes getting on in years now i have two of her daughters(one in my aviator)i get a good bag when out with them and there top end is faster but they dont yet have her talant for mindreading.and shes bit 3 differnt coppers so that could be fur feather fish people ang pig? AVIATOR Dont say they have their PPL's as well
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    Well,4-strand work and they hold adult bunnies in Hoops
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    Fur,feather,and fin Well,I dare say that constitutes an all-rounder,now if you could just teach her to cast a fly
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    Lamping is sooo last season Maty,theres a resurgence of interest in all rounders at the minute,lock up your chickens
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    Ooty,if you have had a single dog that mastered every-single one of those tasks then I take my hat off to you,your a better man than me Gunga-din,and I have never seen fish-coursing
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    With the advent of lamping long-netting wasnt as popular though its undergoing a resurgence of interest with 'Tinternet and quick-set systems,but nocturnal netting requires a dog that shepherds and hunts up,lamping is the total opposite,point-and-shoot,without doing an impersonation of one of Gordy Browns cabinet,and using one word instead of ten anyone care to explain for thickos like myself how even a MENSA registered canine understands the complexities of each task on a given night Your netting one night and the creature uses its olfactory senses,next night artificial-light and the legenda
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    Fur&feather catching,long&gate-netting,ferreting,lamping,daytime coursing specialist?Guess whats rarer than the actual fabled canine itself?Someone with the skill,time,and patience to train the beast I dont think your going to get one single person on here who will claim to have such a legend living in their kennels today
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    stolen

    mackem replied to deputydog's topic in General Talk

    Birds AND dogs?They will be caught before long,word gets round,someone knows them.
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    Had a mate come down with Heat-stroke once,collapsed on a trail,I dumped him in a stream and poured water over his head,he was a bit groggy for a while,spewed-up,got a re-hydration drink into him,good as new though twice as ugly
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    First computer game odysseus?
  25. mackem
    According to Blechleys "The Beast" squid have 8 arms and two tentacles
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