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  1. mackem
    Staying in hostels kay your brave,havent you seen the Eli Roth movie?
  2. mackem
    Dont phone anyone except a vet.
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    Aeroflot Late 1980's flying from Moscow to Tashkent,pilot knew he had a few foreign guys on board,heavily accented english "Ladies and gentlemen,please fasten your seatbelts,we will now attempt a take-off"my mate looked at me and said "He better do better than f*****g ATTEMPT mate"do you remember the aeroflot plane mid 1990's which crashed in siberia if memory serves me correctly?Black-box showed the pilot had been giving his 15 year old son flying lessons?Their airline motto was always "Aeroflot,united we fly,united we die"
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    I had altitude sickness mate,even mild isnt funny
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    Depends what your into Byron,mountains?Been around the world a bit,but for mountains himalayas are hard to beat,northern pakistan is harder still
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    any interesting bits mackem.. cos there must be many!! Most of it
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    Asia
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    Once in a lifetime pike Congrats to your mate,he must be walking on cloud 9 at the minute
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    Poachers?

    mackem replied to mad al's topic in General Talk

    Fried-egg fetishists Al,or a little souffle perhaps
  10. mackem
    i would like to take this second in thanking you for your support and help over the time, you are a genuine man who knows his stuff,can you now recommend any good fishing forums all the best to you and your family mark Give you a fishing contest for 10k if you want One thing in life mate,sometimes its best to walk in the shadows than cast a large one Dont get into fishing Mark,I couldnt stand the competition
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    f*****g hell Mark,the dogs look embarrassed,its like your a copper taking their paw-prints,stick around,but sometimes the backgrounds a safer place to stand mate,no snipers in the shadows,your posts have always been entertaining,no one can refute that fact,fair enough,some of them have been political(lurcher politics)hot potatoes,but your ok
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    Rubber dingys,snorkels,NV equipment?Sounds like too much hard work,I am sure they have devised a lot more effective ways to pick-up a few fish
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    Everyone DOESNT leave the north-east HH
  14. mackem
    Its a satirical stereotypical sketch,theres even an Irn-bru(made in scotalnd,from GIRR-DERS)intermission
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    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4cRpIYpdjRY&...feature=related
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    Not your fault mate,as you said,awful disease.
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    I didnt like reading this post,memories,i have a monthly bank-debit to a cancer charity,lost someone a number of years ago to BC,started as a small lump,led to a masectomy,therapy,in remission for three years,lifes short.
  18. mackem
    Carrying lice?Excellent fish
  19. mackem
    Characters on here arent always going to gel,some are abbrasive,some are smooth as silk,its only 'Tinternet,online entertainment,sit back,enjoy the thread,other subjects are a click of the mouse away if this isnt your cup of Earl-grey
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    Marks one of lifes characters,slightly more flambouyant than most guys,the peacock-phenomenon,he is damned if he does and he is damned if he doesnt,how thins the tightrope he has to walk to appease everyone?He had a good night,great sport in decent company,and people want to read about it,why not to be honest?Gimmee a truthfull answer?Where would you rather have been last night,a yard behind MB or sitting at home watching TV?Its a rhetorical question,answers itself doesnt it?
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    She is coming for it saturday mate,600+ miles round trip?
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    Dots originally from Herts,she did some UN relief work delivering food parcels and medical aid for MSF to the north-eastern provinces,she said she fell for northerners simplistic charms and rustic humour
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    Come down,she will probably autograph your Butt if you ask her nicely enough,she is very accommodating Her passions on the "Ornothology-singles" website include dove-white swans,and much younger men,preferably with unintelligible northern accents
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    Program was naff,old footage,airgun sensationalism,but Dot Beesons a nice woman,the swan sanctuary is a stones-throw away,often take the kids there
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    F***ing hell,it'll be a regular lamp-fest,like a re-enactment of the blits with spotlights piercing the dark and "Lampers This Way"signs off the M25
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