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Bootsha

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  1. the kids walk through the house in fcuking football boots and wellies nowt said , fcukin hell on when i do it in me work boots !!! fcukin women !!!

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      mick and his stilletto steel toe caps again lol.......... theres talk about you my old sparring partner lol

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  2. Put too much chilli powder in the Pot Noodle, f**k that's going to sting in the morning.. :( lol

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      they call that sort of pot noodle two cuts flavour......... it cuts on the way down and its like f**k on the way out lol. Your ring will look like the old japanese flag in the morning malt lol

       

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  3. backs gone again n it hurts

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      man up ffs lol. get with some excercise garfield, your muscles have gone slack in your back mate, been there myself pal

       

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  4. off to hartlepool for a run out with monkey hanger

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      have a good night myxi, keep us posted on the results lol.

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  5. Remembering Aberfan, my thoughts are with you xx

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      i'm with you on that one Frann, musthave been similar weather and all for that to happen. God Rest Them All.x

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  6. just sat here ...and i got to thinking who is the biggest tw*t on here ? cannot really decide if its ....deputy dawg, stabba , or boots ??? others opinions are greatly welcome

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      Having said that, Deputy Dawg has got a fair and valid point there lol, stabba is a complete and utter c**t lol

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  7. just sat here ...and i got to thinking who is the biggest tw*t on here ? cannot really decide if its ....deputy dawg, stabba , or boots ??? others opinions are greatly welcome

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      I think your the biggest twat on here lurch ya wrinkly f****r lol. Howd ya like them apples then ???? lol

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  8. yesterday i typed c**t in to my sat nav i wasnt supprised when it took me straight to delswals house

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      Awwww ffs dawg....thats not nice lol lol. Chids twin = Augustus Gloop lol with a bigger head.

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  9. yesterday i typed c**t in to my sat nav i wasnt supprised when it took me straight to delswals house

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      and if you'd put in glutinous c**t.....you'd have ended up at stabba's, ooooompah loooompah would have got you to chids house.who needs a postcode eh dawg lol

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  10. well taking del out tonight with the big guns hope he dont let me down lol

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      Not me f****n wellies,nooooooooooooooooooooooo not me f****n wellies lol. Del couldnt hit a pig in a passage lol

       

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  11. Come on Scarlets!

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      hell of a good game to watch, both teams at each other properly. ospreys will beat the blues...i hope lol

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  12. A 35 year old indian man from Leister has been arrested for punching his wife in the face. Chinder Goodunproper denies all charges

  13. pissing it down and has been all night......again

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      glorious sunshine in wales................liquid sunshine..... wall to wall.

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  14. is there a better sight than a belting pair of tits????

  15. 2 weeks off for xmas , NICE !!

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      2 weeks off, plenty of time to collect the scrap then mick, and polish yer tooth lol

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  16. WELL STABBA , WHATS IT LIKE TO BE HUMPED BY LIKKEL JO !! LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      Tramps.................but very true..your ass is owned Joe Pesci lol. Enjoy lol

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  17. WELL STABBA , WHATS IT LIKE TO BE HUMPED BY LIKKEL JO !! LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      jo is the alpha male out of those two mick...no two ways about it mate lol

       

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  18. Well lost my voice again and a sore throat from hell.....cant wait till that chemist opens. And if you add the easy jokes your gay!!!

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      its a feline condition, standard condition for f****n GARFIELD lookalikes lol

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  19. Fell asleep on the train and wound up in bloody Neasden

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      what were you doing on a train in the first place???? soliciting, grooming or just looking for a quick rub in a greasy rag ???lol

       

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  20. not getting that pony, wasnt right, one will find me though they always do

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      you said it was coming home with you lisa, dont let that thug mel & del bully you kid, there's plenty of room in the spare room for this one lol.

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  21. my bones ache !!

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      get the scrap outta the bath and get in it with lots of hot water ffs, and no pissing in it for the kids lol.

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  22. Fried lettuce, moob cupping and great craic

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      Rimming and fisting = soiled sheets and mattress, pair of tramps lol. The portacabin never been so smelly. How warm is the stove dear???, Pssssssssss, just right, get the eggs on it for the boys breakfast lol.

       

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  23. phones had a meltdown all contacts are gone, should be a very quiet day......lol

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      did you have any contacts then ??lol, ooops, i feel a ban coming on lol

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  24. Jury Duty today....what a load of bollocks!!

    1. Bootsha

      Bootsha

      they must be f****n desperate to get a garfiled impersonator on the job.....mon the hoops lol

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